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@Dani_Ray Now I know what to get you for Christmas. 6:55 AM May 30th via web in reply to Dani_Ray
My diet and workout routine have been shot to hell this week. MST3K always seems to cheer me up, maybe it's time for another dose. 12:33 PM May 23rd via web
"Tight Ends: Redefining Latex Love" Wow. 7:23 AM May 23rd via web
@REALLiSAMARiE "I'm going to wash my hands." "There's a beach towel on the rack." 5:10 AM May 23rd via web in reply to REALLiSAMARiE
ClubWWI World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News: WCW Purchased At Garage Sale bit.ly/KxmoHH 12:02 PM May 22nd via twitterfeed Retweeted by TheSalesmanLV and 1 other
Picked up @REALLiSAMARiE's issue of Penthouse (never get used to saying that). I received dirty looks the whole walk home! 10:04 AM May 22nd via web
Guess I'll hike down to Barnes & Noble before it gets too hot. Not like I got anything better to do. 9:28 AM May 22nd via web
@Dani_Ray Good to know, not that I can do a thing about it. 8:04 PM May 21st via web in reply to Dani_Ray
These mcnuggets are steaming hot. Guess I figured since my heart isn't in to working out today I might as well fuck up my diet too. 6:49 PM May 21st via web
@Dani_Ray Shame I spent 140 at the vet and 50 on a new mirror. 2:00 PM May 21st via web in reply to Dani_Ray
Ordered a replacement mirror for the car from Amazon for under 50 bucks. Fuck you dealership and your goddamn $225 price tag. 11:31 AM May 21st via web
@Dani_Ray No. 11:31 AM May 21st via web in reply to Dani_Ray
Sure is incredibly lonely around here now. 10:58 AM May 21st via web
@infamous_winter I'm assuming, of course, that you heard glass shatter before he appeared. 10:58 AM May 21st via web in reply to infamous_winter
Feel sick to my stomach, even though I know it's better for him this way. 11:16 AM May 19th via web
They wanted to prescribe him antibiotics and painkillers at first, but I questioned how comfortable was he if all that was necessary. 11:16 AM May 19th via web
We had to put Spike down. His anal tumor, likely cancerous, was getting too big and uncomfortable for him. 11:11 AM May 19th via web
Gotta take the spaz to the vet to get checked out this morning. I'm sure he's gonna love that. Maybe he can pick out a new toy afterward. 8:34 AM May 19th via web
That huge piece of cake is a great way to start the day off with a sick stomach. Was worth it though. 7:36 AM May 19th via web
Oh and the store offering us a special to get it for a buck and a half doesn't help either. 5:51 PM May 18th via web

Name David
Location Las Vegas, NV, USA
Web http://victoria-w...
Bio Devoted fan of Lisa Marie Varon/Tara, Amy Dumas/Lita, SHIMMER & GOOD womens wrestling in general, MST3K & other sources of bad movies, history buff. Go Raiders!