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TheRules

  1. @acetation lame. 6:26 AM May 31st via Plume for Android in reply to acetation
  2. @KenpoLawyer Grolsch is above Yuengling 12:00 PM May 26th via Plume for Android in reply to KenpoLawyer
  3. Rule No. 644: Once you graduate college, Yuengling is the bottom rung. 11:19 AM May 26th via Plume for Android
  4. @iAmTommySimms thanks! 1:51 PM Apr 13th via Plume for Android
  5. @Daniel_Aizenman good choice 1:51 PM Apr 13th via Plume for Android in reply to Daniel_Aizenman
  6. @WavyFnHamp agreed! 7:15 AM Apr 11th via Plume for Android in reply to WavyFnHamp
  7. @IamNewTune Too late. 2:44 PM Apr 10th via Plume for Android in reply to IamNewTune
  8. @rocknfire84 ok, I just looked up "rules-girl" and "CUAO". I was unaware of this book. These "rules" are head games. 1:40 PM Apr 7th via web in reply to rocknfire84
  9. @rocknfire84 well, he'd have misread my profile because I wouldn't be interested in fellow dudes. 1:32 PM Apr 7th via Plume for Android in reply to rocknfire84
  10. @rocknfire84 Yes. That guy has clearly misread my profile. 10:06 AM Apr 7th via Plume for Android in reply to rocknfire84
  11. @rocknfire84 actually, Google voice is a great idea. Not just for dating, but any situation you may want to keep your real number private. 8:04 AM Apr 7th via Plume for Android
  12. @rocknfire84 then you'll have to make your own decisions. 9:44 PM Apr 6th via Plume for Android in reply to rocknfire84
  13. Rule No. 428: The bartender sees you. Stop waving your money around. 7:23 PM Apr 6th via Plume for Android
  14. @rocknfire84 don't waste your time overthinking. Either forgive and forget or move on. 6:21 PM Apr 2nd via Plume for Android in reply to rocknfire84
  15. @rocknfire84 are you male or female? Posts on fb about what? 4:34 PM Apr 2nd via Plume for Android in reply to rocknfire84
  16. @flykingfisher I am trying to get my miles credited from a recent flight I took. Could someone please contact me? Web form doesn't work. 1:59 PM Mar 26th via web
  17. @marieel0 thanks for the spam! 1:41 PM Mar 17th via Plume for Android in reply to marieel0
  18. @JonSomm precisely. Never dilute your Guinness 11:49 AM Mar 17th via Plume for Android in reply to JonSomm
  19. Rule No. 352: It's not a party until the North American rock-paper-scissors champion has been puked on. 9:50 AM Mar 17th via Plume for Android
  20. Stop 2. yfrog.com/mo17gjj 9:24 AM Mar 17th via Plume for Android
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