TheRobotDevil
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I'm not sure what type of wine shiraz is, but I do know I just found my stage name if I ever decide to become a rapper.
2:30 PM Nov 24th
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This booger is being reticent.
12:46 PM Nov 24th
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I hope I never stop being proud of really awesome burps.
11:59 AM Nov 24th
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@ I didn't read your tweet, but I am impressed you spelled anemone correctly (I checked).
10:12 AM Nov 24th
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"Honey, I want to lick your cranberries and put my stuffing between your thighs."
8:46 AM Nov 24th
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I'm so tired pictures of unmade beds would be like to porn to me.
12:59 PM Nov 23rd
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It's Slump in your office chair O' Clock.
12:55 PM Nov 23rd
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I love how everytime twitter mentions a singer I've never heard of, google quickly turns up that they were on American Idol.
11:39 AM Nov 23rd
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I bet this is one the worst weeks in the year for work productivity. At least, it will be when I'm done with it.
9:17 AM Nov 23rd
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I'm so tired this morning. Lifting my feet to walk seems like an uneccesary chore.
7:58 AM Nov 23rd
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So, it turns out there's no manly way to quote Aaliyah lyrics.
12:12 PM Nov 19th
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D&D players slay me. With their Broadswords (+2 vs. Mocking).
11:05 AM Nov 19th
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Odd, my internet connection has returned but my work ethic hasn't.
10:58 AM Nov 19th
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The general population won't be excited about moon water until its been imported, bottled, and available at their local grocery store.
2:01 PM Nov 13th
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Mexting: The act of sending an SMS to a hispanic friend.
11:39 AM Nov 12th
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@ Jerry Sloan and Jax? Only if a reality TV deal is included in the trade.
8:50 AM Nov 12th
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@ Nice avatar.
7:56 AM Nov 12th
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in reply to ChiNurse
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"Embedding disabled by request" is the new "I'm saving my virginity for marriage, but I'll still do anal."
10:27 AM Nov 11th
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Happy Veterinarian's Da - Oh fuck it.
8:05 AM Nov 11th
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Dear NPR: Calling it a Ménage à trois doesn't change the fact that you're discussing threesomes. Or make it any classier.
3:02 PM Nov 10th
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