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  1. I'm not sure what type of wine shiraz is, but I do know I just found my stage name if I ever decide to become a rapper. 2:30 PM Nov 24th from txt
  2. This booger is being reticent. 12:46 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  3. I hope I never stop being proud of really awesome burps. 11:59 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  4. @ivegotzooms I didn't read your tweet, but I am impressed you spelled anemone correctly (I checked). 10:12 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to ivegotzooms
  5. "Honey, I want to lick your cranberries and put my stuffing between your thighs." #ThanksgivingEuphemisms #snl 8:46 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  6. I'm so tired pictures of unmade beds would be like to porn to me. 12:59 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  7. It's Slump in your office chair O' Clock. 12:55 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. I love how everytime twitter mentions a singer I've never heard of, google quickly turns up that they were on American Idol. 11:39 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  9. I bet this is one the worst weeks in the year for work productivity. At least, it will be when I'm done with it. 9:17 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  10. I'm so tired this morning. Lifting my feet to walk seems like an uneccesary chore. 7:58 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  11. So, it turns out there's no manly way to quote Aaliyah lyrics. 12:12 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  12. D&D players slay me. With their Broadswords (+2 vs. Mocking). 11:05 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  13. Odd, my internet connection has returned but my work ethic hasn't. 10:58 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  14. The general population won't be excited about moon water until its been imported, bottled, and available at their local grocery store. 2:01 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  15. Mexting: The act of sending an SMS to a hispanic friend. 11:39 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  16. @sportsguy33 Jerry Sloan and Jax? Only if a reality TV deal is included in the trade. 8:50 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to sportsguy33
  17. @ChiNurse Nice avatar. 7:56 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to ChiNurse
  18. "Embedding disabled by request" is the new "I'm saving my virginity for marriage, but I'll still do anal." 10:27 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  19. Happy Veterinarian's Da - Oh fuck it. 8:05 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  20. Dear NPR: Calling it a Ménage à trois doesn't change the fact that you're discussing threesomes. Or make it any classier. 3:02 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck