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  1. To be honest, I'd characterize my buzz as medium-rare.
  2. I'm eating pizza & catching up on tumblr at my desk, but what makes me an erudite drunk is I'm doing it while listening to Pachelbel's Canon
  3. Time for the best kind of pizza there is... Drunk pizza.
  4. Saw a Ferrari F430 as I left work today, in NE PA. This is the equivalent of spotting a SuperModel while shopping at the grocery store.
  5. I wonder if Pee-Wee's Playhouse had a talking toilet.
  6. The thing about industrial music is, when I hear it I feel like I should be whipping someone with a riding crop while a strobe flashes.
  7. Please add "correctly spelled schadenfreude on his first try" to the list of my achievements for today.
  8. No, Beyoncé, I am not sufficiently prepared for this fruit-based spread.
  9. I'll admit it, you might be able to get me to join a Facebook group that hates on mayonnaise.
  10. The crazy Russian who plays defense like an epileptic, iron-tentacled octopus is too excited about playing basketball against me again.
  11. The unfortunate side-effect of listening to Michael Jackson's music is now I'm walking around the house randomly going "WOOHOOHEE!"
  12. The heat in my house is more oppressive than Iran's Guardian Council.
  13. #followfriday. I keep a small follow list. Go pick one.
  14. Well, work wireless is back up. And my penis.
  15. Are we sure the Kevin McHale era is over in Minny?
  16. Did anyone die while I was gone?
  17. Michael's with Macaulay's career, now.
  18. Of course, now I'm listening to "Beat it".
  19. so cold... so cold...
  20. So, work blocked Twitter on the hardline and wireless was out today, so if anyone needs me I'll be in the bedroom freebasing my tweetstream.