TheRobotDevil
- To be honest, I'd characterize my buzz as medium-rare.10:36 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- I'm eating pizza & catching up on tumblr at my desk, but what makes me an erudite drunk is I'm doing it while listening to Pachelbel's Canon10:33 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- Time for the best kind of pizza there is... Drunk pizza.10:14 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- Saw a Ferrari F430 as I left work today, in NE PA. This is the equivalent of spotting a SuperModel while shopping at the grocery store.3:01 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- I wonder if Pee-Wee's Playhouse had a talking toilet.5:33 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- The thing about industrial music is, when I hear it I feel like I should be whipping someone with a riding crop while a strobe flashes.4:17 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- Please add "correctly spelled schadenfreude on his first try" to the list of my achievements for today.3:31 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- No, Beyoncé, I am not sufficiently prepared for this fruit-based spread.3:22 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- I'll admit it, you might be able to get me to join a Facebook group that hates on mayonnaise.11:12 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- The crazy Russian who plays defense like an epileptic, iron-tentacled octopus is too excited about playing basketball against me again.11:17 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- The unfortunate side-effect of listening to Michael Jackson's music is now I'm walking around the house randomly going "WOOHOOHEE!"3:40 PM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- The heat in my house is more oppressive than Iran's Guardian Council.3:09 PM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- #followfriday. I keep a small follow list. Go pick one.11:58 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- Well, work wireless is back up. And my penis.11:49 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- Are we sure the Kevin McHale era is over in Minny?6:20 PM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
- Did anyone die while I was gone?5:49 PM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
- Michael's with Macaulay's career, now.3:58 PM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
- Of course, now I'm listening to "Beat it".2:54 PM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
- so cold... so cold...2:29 PM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
- So, work blocked Twitter on the hardline and wireless was out today, so if anyone needs me I'll be in the bedroom freebasing my tweetstream.2:28 PM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
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