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DEAR JESUS IS IT TIME TO EAT THE TURKEY YET????8:38 AM Nov 25thfrom web
RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Tryptophan" on first use, "Dad is too drunk to help mom wash the dishes" after.7:22 AM Nov 25thfrom web
RT @evanslusher: Attn NYC.... Am I the last one to find out that UHO is a total scam??? I mean I knew it looked shady but come on... htt ...4:23 PM Nov 24thfrom web
I am not ill and all my teeth are just fine, yet I am still enjoying a lunch of creamed corn. It's delicious!10:32 AM Nov 24thfrom web
Gearing up to do "This Week in Media" with @DaisyWhitney - which I think you can listen to live on iTunes. I should probably know this.11:33 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
I am stuffed with a burrito and am about to watch Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew on the DVR. Thank you Jesus!5:04 PM Nov 22ndfrom web