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  1. Random but does anyone have a tent?about 23 hours ago from txt
  2. That was a conversation gone horribly wrong. DO NOT EVER MARRY A CRAZY PERSON10:52 PM Jul 7th from txt
  3. Your over the top offensive body odor has just put me off my lunch. Thank you, i am trying to lord weight via starvation12:40 PM Jul 7th from txt
  4. Hello twitter! How have you been? Its been quite awhile. We have lots of catching up to do12:23 PM Jul 7th from txt
  5. First customer call ever. I just have to not throw up!9:53 AM Jul 1st from txt
  6. Art is a bird killer! Minding their own business screwing in the street...... Then art came7:48 PM Jun 27th from txt
  7. My little bilingual badasses are swearing in polish. Awesome.8:11 AM Jun 26th from txt
  8. Oh happy drunk! And love! Yeah! My life is pretty awesome!11:54 PM Jun 20th from txt
  9. No karaoke tonight at rems. Going to bed9:37 PM Jun 13th from txt
  10. Sobriety check point on yorba linda Blvd by Rembrandt's8:49 PM Jun 13th from txt
  11. Coffees like a hug on the inside- art8:38 PM Jun 13th from txt
  12. Ah, you make me a sad panda1:35 AM Jun 13th from txt
  13. Always fun having your HR dept manager well out her car window about your sexy walk. What?2:02 PM Jun 11th from txt
  14. @jennblvns Have fun my sweet love!!!! Don't get eaten by any bears!9:09 AM Jun 11th from web
  15. Im out in public with no makeup, wet hair in legging and a sweatshirt. Love changes you. Sigh.7:58 PM Jun 10th from txt
  16. Nothing like two beers and i shot of whiskey to calm the nerves6:49 PM Jun 8th from txt
  17. I am the new voice of South County Bank. Awesome! Should i do perky professional or low sexy voice?10:52 AM Jun 5th from txt
  18. Extreme exhaustion is starting to hit. Bed. I cannot wait to get home!2:40 PM Jun 4th from txt
  19. *giggle* wrong person fool. Wrong person.1:23 PM Jun 4th from txt
  20. @teddyoso522 I know right?!12:56 AM Jun 4th from txt
  • Name TheRealXenu42
  • Location The "OC" bubble. God it's hot
  • Bio I like to kill time at work. This is good for it.
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