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  1. We broke a commandment yesterday.....Thou shalt not steal. I feel like I need to repent.
  2. Thank you SEC for helping us get this win. Today we needed it, they kicked our behind. Please send these same refs to the ATL for the SECCG
  3. We got lucky today. Our line held them all day and never got flagged. We couldn't beat thier defense on our own. We needed the refs help.
  4. today i got wood and didnt know what to do about it, forgive me
  5. After I heel myself I plan on circumcising the entire nursery. I should be back to doing the sprinkler soon. Thanks for the prayers....
  6. All is well everyone. Coach came by a little while ago, now I can play on the internets.
  7. Haha Kiffin, cant wait to feed you some of your own words.
  8. its a beautiful day to be a gator, wassup twitterverse?
  9. Speaking of reality TV, y'all may hear some news coming out soon about me being in a show. Stay tuned....
  10. @TimrTebow u wanna meat at the Ocala sonic sometime? We could probably sort this whole thing out.
  11. It's OK OBC, I forgive you. But, prepare to see Da Sprinkla many many times in Columbia this year.
  12. Not planning on tweeting live from a game, but do lookout for Da Sprinkla
  13. Home sweet home
  14. Some jerk reporter asked me that question today, trying to embarrass me.
  15. I'm a virgin
  16. Haha, I can't believe the media is making a big deal over who didn't vote for me. Who cares, I'm just happy I got an ESPY. See y'all soon.
  17. Sorry I haven't tweeted in a while, internet connections have been few and far between. Looking forward to returning to da twitterverse soon
  18. @Henne2010 For me i rank them Borat, Ali G, Bruno. The gay thing just doesn't make me laugh as much as the foreigner and the homie thing
  19. I'm seeking permission from Coach to do one touchdown dance this year, specifically 'The Sprinkler". I'm a senior, hopefully he lets me.
  20. @Henne2010 Bruno should be good, but he's my least favorite of the 3 characters he does. Gotta feel bad for Slim Shady