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TheRealStotz

  1. @Tyler_Pusateri is afraid of puppies, especially the ones that wear bows on their heads
  2. It's impossible to eat a piece of bread in 30 seconds...just a regular slice of bread
  3. #IdCapThat @Tyler_Pusateri twitter.com/TheRealStotz/s…
  4. My brother needs to stop calling sunglasses "shades"
  5. Cheez-itz commercials are the best
  6. @Its_Sageeeeee You're a saint
  7. @UnluckyBrian is losing its touch #NorFunnyAnyMore
  8. Kiski Girls<<<<<
  9. I just found out that I I were to spike my hair and get highlights I would be the poster not for a boy band... #TooBadImNotGay
  10. Work was good today, looking forward to a nap in a little bit though
  11. @haley_jane15 story of my life
  12. #IfYouWereWithMeYesterday you know that "homies" we gave him whiplash
  13. @z_geisss I didn't say I wanted to go to sleep, but I do so goodnight lol
  14. #ItWasAGoodDayIf you spent it with me
  15. @z_geisss lol...this nonsensical conversation is the only thing keeping me awake... #exhausted
  16. @z_geisss I considered it