TheRealSFA
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If you like fatty food and shame, follow @. I'm tweeting our Thanksgiving Fatluck
about 11 hours ago
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RT @: Torn on what holiday gifts to give the sensitive Emo in your life?
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9:43 AM Nov 23rd
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Jesus, Bella Swan. Grow a pair. Hasn't anyone told you that vampires = metaphor for syphilis?
1:13 PM Nov 21st
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Shit, Oprah! How am I supposed to know what to read now?!
4:52 PM Nov 19th
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is forming an a cappella group called The G-Clef Palates
12:53 PM Nov 18th
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Richter!!!
9:17 AM Nov 18th
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is participating in the Rooftop Comedy Thanksgiving "Fatluck". And will, subsequently, grow old alone.
11:41 AM Nov 17th
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is addicted to karaoke. But I can totally quit whenever I want to.
8:17 AM Nov 14th
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is steel-cut oatmeal supposed to be...crunchy? I say no. So do my teeth.
8:19 AM Nov 13th
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is...30.
10:07 AM Nov 9th
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Are you there, God? It's me, hangover.
9:49 AM Nov 9th
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will be 30 at 5:55 pm EST on Monday. Thunk. (That was the sound of my metabolism and my tits simultaneously hitting the floor.)
7:07 PM Nov 8th
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My fingers smell like popcorn. Care to guess why?
11:45 AM Nov 6th
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I should clarify: @ - Only thing better than peanut butter is eating ponies while riding peanut butter as a mode of transportation
10:44 AM Nov 6th
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The only thing better than peanut butter is peanut butter and ponies.
1:57 PM Nov 5th
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Oh, Maine. The gays will grow up to be hot and successful, and then you'll try to hit on them at the reunion but they'll totally snub you.
8:04 PM Nov 4th
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Halloween candy is forcing itself down my throat. That's a class-B felony in some states.
2:23 PM Nov 4th
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@ You're pretty people! And smart people!
9:42 AM Nov 4th
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Security guards = the faux-po?
9:13 AM Nov 4th
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My birth control has a first name, it's m-u-s-t-a-c-h-e.
9:35 AM Nov 3rd
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- Name Sara Faith Alterman
- Location The bottom of a liquor bottle.
- Bio Editor of Rooftop Comedy. San Francisco newbie. Lover of ponies.
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