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TheRealNerd

  1. EVERYDAY I LOVE YOU LESS AND LESS, IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT YOU'VE BECOME OBSESSED
  2. @ellie_galaxies Hehehehehehehehe (a)
  3. @ellie_galaxies QT 3.14
  4. @ellie_galaxies I BET YOU LOOK DEAD CUTE, AND I'LL WANT TO EAT YOU WHEN I SEE YOU!
  5. @ellie_galaxies LOL.
  6. @ellie_galaxies WHO? WHO? WHOOOO?! :D
  7. Friends can be the best of people when they want to be, but the are shit at the same time. :@
  8. Some 'friends' I've got
  9. DANGER, DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE! WHEN WE TOUCH WHEN WE KISS.
  10. Y.O.L.O = SHUT THE FUCK UP.
  11. Spanish Speaking exam tomorrow... Worked my ass off, and I'm going to fail... Never felt like this about an exam before :(
  12. Erm, I'm sorry, but you appear to have Nutella on your face... And the rest of your body
  13. @AllAboutKatniss Please don't tell me that's real?..
  14. @turkey_dinosaw oh
  15. @turkey_dinosaw you calling me a girl? O_o
  16. BOY: 'Did that hurt?' GIRL: 'Did what hurt?' BOY: 'Breaking through the Earth's crust and ascending from Hell?'
  17. @ellie_galaxies I do, but it confuses me, so I don't use it :)
  18. @ellie_galaxies Erm, I don't think so :/ I've never watched Sherlock Holmes :/
  19. @ellie_galaxies Where is my fandom then?