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Just had BBQ with @nojoblazybum, @FringeWhovian and @tronlord. SO stuffed. 21 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
@FringeWhovian WHAT?! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FringeWhovian
@FringeWhovian We got them already! :) Chris is making some avocado thing too! Donald will be happy! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FringeWhovian
@FringeWhovian Chris is almost done preparing the goods; he's gonna hop in a quick shower and then we'll be on our way! about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FringeWhovian
So. Hot. In this Kitchen. *melts* about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@DubmonkeyDan *shudder* about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DubmonkeyDan
@DubmonkeyDan Nope, they were themselves about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DubmonkeyDan
You know it's love when your boyfriend helps you tweeze a stray nose hair. #WomenGetThemToo about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@sandiwich11 @nojoblazybum *blush* about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sandiwich11
@sandiwich11 Thanks! @nojoblazybum has a lot to do with it ;) about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sandiwich11
Chris just liberated the nest our robin family abandoned. We're gonna shellac it and keep it. <3 about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@CK61938 Ridiculous. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CK61938
@beckymochaface True, though I wish kids weren't reading THAT because they don't realize it's crap! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to beckymochaface
@sandiwich11 I'm excellent, thanks! Happy as can be these days ;) about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sandiwich11
@sandiwich11 That's awesome!!! (Sorry, was helping C with something.) Was the sign the manip? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sandiwich11
Killing to protest killing? “@BreakingNews: Protests break out in Syria to condemn massacre; at least 2 killed - trib.in/JNnP2L” about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@sandiwich11 oh myyyy...I see why he's your fave... ;) about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sandiwich11
@sandiwich11 He took it himself?! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sandiwich11
@sandiwich11 Really hope the pics can be salvaged about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sandiwich11
@sandiwich11 That means it's an experience you'll always remember for sure about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sandiwich11

Name Dorkina Maxima
Location In yo' dreams, sucka! (Boston)
Web http://www.heathe...
Bio Opinionated, random, raunchy, dreamy, creative, verbose, liberal, book/music/photog/TV/film nerd, nature- and animal-loving geek-girl. @nojoblazybum is my love.