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TheRealGuyG

Boozin about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
ItsBadLuckBrian Gets in car. Rebecca Black chooses the seat next to him. about 7 hours ago via LaterBro.com Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 2558 others
Sweet!! There's a religion called Dudeism. "Go with the flow dude" about 9 hours ago via web
WhatTedSaid Watchin' the Celtics game really stoned and I realized they're green like pot. Let's go Potics! about 22 hours ago via web Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 273 others
mrmickmars Check out the cocky drawing, in guitar world, of what I would take with me if there were ever a zombie apocalypse !! twitter.com/mrmickmars/sta… about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 112 others
MusclesGlasses All you sour-faced bitches need to lighten up. 4:19 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 404 others
ItsBadLuckBrian Hears a dirty joke. Ejaculates. 1:16 PM May 26th via LaterBro.com Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 1607 others
HarleyPlays My buddy @DarthSand's awesome shirt instagr.am/p/LGYwNXuxgI/ 11:29 AM May 26th via Echofon Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 32 others
Babysitting all day fucking sucks 10:59 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
wish i could have one non-depressing dream every once in a while 6:44 AM May 26th via web
KourtneyKardash Word is bond 8:26 PM May 25th via UberSocial for iPhone Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 910 others
devindude420 3 DAY WEEKEND! SO Y'ALL BE SAFE! SMOKE MORE! DRINK LESS! 2:26 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 96 others
ZooeyDeschanel We are three years away from 2015, where do we stand on hoverboard development? 9:16 PM May 24th via Echofon Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 10026 others
AndyMilonakis Groups of drunk girls are never annoying 11:37 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 644 others
I feel like doin something crazy tonight... Who wants to get drunk and talk about their feelings?! 4:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
TalibKweli Keep your circle lame free. 4:00 PM May 24th via Echofon Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 1240 others
robdelaney You don't have friends. RT @realDonaldTrump: Josh Brolin, a friend of mine, was terrific in "Men in Black." Congrats! 9:46 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 269 others
RollingStone Steven Tyler talks Aerosmith's new album and Mick Jagger's #SNL impersonation of him at the #Idol finale: bitly.com/KkuSTy 10:05 AM May 24th via bitly Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 92 others
Kurt_Vonnegut I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool. 8:00 AM May 24th via Tweetador Retweeted by TheRealGuyG and 683 others