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TheRealDoloSolo

  1. Making peach cobbler with my granny
  2. I swear my uncle is the dirtiest nastiest ass man I will ever know
  3. I'm at Spencers and inside peanut butter outside jelly came on....LMAO
  4. Chow time
  5. Both y'all paying more attention to the damn cellphone and y'all baby crying begging for attention
  6. How the fuck you gonna tell yo 2 year old you can't deal with his attitude so you leave him outside crying
  7. Some people just shouldn't be parents ie this ratchet ass couple in rice China
  8. My ma be BSin on food ain't shit in the house but I saw her eating some chicken earlier
  9. This lady need to control her girls before somebody whoops them for her
  10. I feel all thuggish
  11. Why is it so damn hot
  12. I wish my office window view was across the street so I can see if the hot dog dude got a line
  13. I think my boss be sleep in her office and only gets up to eat
  14. Dope Boys don't have retirement plans
  15. I've contacted God more times this week than I have in 3 months..I'm surprise he remembers me
  16. @livelaughkeyona ratchet people would say that
  17. @livelaughkeyona @itsmy_STORYtime boo bye cuz y'all ratchet lol
  18. It's something about hearing David David David Banner on the beginning of a track that just makes my ears tingle with excitement
  19. @itsmy_STORYtime & @livelaughkeyona it's too early for ratchetness