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TheRealDamon

  1. feels sorry for DamonLindelof.
  2. doesn't exist anymore. And it is bumming him out.
  3. Has officially reclaimed "DamonLindelof" as his twitter account. From now on, that's ME.
  4. @DamonLindelof: will you really give me my name?
  5. heard that DamonLindelof is willing to relinquish my name and applauds him for it.
  6. wonders why some zombies turn their victims into zombies instead of eating them.
  7. likes turkey bacon.
  8. is proving it to Anthony P.
  9. Now feels obligated to prove he is the real Damon, creating an existential conflict as to exactly whom "The Real Damon" is.
  10. has eighty followers... a fact that makes him alternately happy and devastated.
  11. feels obligated to tweet, but is saddened that he now uses the word "tweet" in everyday conversations.
  12. is waiting for the ship to come in.
  13. agrees with Aziz!
  14. is off to Paris!