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  1. R.I.P Pancreas. And by rest in peace. I mean I hope other organs defecate on your grave. 8:08 PM Aug 11th, 2009 from web
  2. Hm...hard to keep this updated with only diabetic related jokes. There better be a cure soon. 11:21 AM Aug 5th, 2009 from web
  3. The candy "Lifesavers" really takes on a whole new meaning when one lives with the 'Betes. 6:48 PM Jul 29th, 2009 from web
  4. 'Betes Lesson: You only ever speed to get to the 7/11 to get some sugar... as far as the Highway Cop needs to know. 9:01 PM Jul 25th, 2009 from web
  5. Peeing with incredible accuracy is one of the more useful things the 'Betes has taught me. 9:47 AM Jul 24th, 2009 from web
  6. Peeing with incredible accuracy is one of the more useful tasks the 'Betes has taught me. 7:40 AM Jul 21st, 2009 from web
  7. My pancreas and liver have some issues. It creates some bad blood at times. 12:37 PM Jul 19th, 2009 from web
  8. 'Betes Lesson: Not having a working pancreas does, in fact, prevent one from doing tasks like taking out the trash and doing the dishes. 7:56 PM Jul 18th, 2009 from web
  9. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xvn2d9c9r 8:04 PM Jul 16th, 2009 from Tumblr
  10. theTop - 6 Things about FFL ‘09 6. A trip to Hollywood Studios with front of the line passes? Pure awesome 5.... http://tumblr.com/xvn2d911p 7:37 PM Jul 16th, 2009 from Tumblr
  11. Keytones! Hau! Hau! 11:37 AM Jul 10th, 2009 from txt
  12. Decided he is going to sell the 'Betes on the streets. To pay for College, of course. 7:01 AM Jul 8th, 2009 from web
  13. Betes Hero #1: Not only is he a ray of light in an otherwise dark world, he has aged like fine wine - Brimley http://tinyurl.com/mf42jw 11:26 AM Jul 6th, 2009 from web
  14. I put my set on my tummy. It felt like I got shot, it didn't hurt just felt like I got shot. 5:25 AM Jul 6th, 2009 from txt
  15. I cant salute anything but fireworks again. Our flag should be replaced with shooting off three barges worth of red white and blue fireworks 8:22 PM Jul 4th, 2009 from web
  16. 'Betes Lesson: Apparently saying, "I'm high. Can I take a needle?" in a crowded area is a bad thing. 8:07 AM Jul 4th, 2009 from web
  17. 'Betes Lesson: How to get to the front of the line at Disney- Stab your pancreas. 10:08 AM Jul 3rd, 2009 from web
  18. Got to Disney today. Had to give myself a needle just for the smell of sugar. Awesome. 6:22 PM Jul 2nd, 2009 from txt
  19. Kicked the 'Betes ass with an A1C of 6.1 6:39 AM Jul 2nd, 2009 from web
  20. Celebrate 10 years of Moonfruit and win a MacBook Pro http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit 6:37 AM Jul 2nd, 2009 from web