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TheRealBales

  1. Follow this kid for a good time. Trust me, you'll like it. @TheZachBales about 8 hours ago via web
  2. I hate that I have thoughts like "I wonder how hard it would be to steal an ATM" and I hate that I say them out loud. about 23 hours ago via web
  3. Getting Olive Garden wasted tonight. #NoRules 5:12 PM May 27th via txt
  4. It's 3am but I want to go do something. My life is so hard. 12:53 AM May 26th via txt
  5. When an item I buy says "team lift" it's silently challenging me to do it on my own without getting hurt. 6:40 AM May 23rd via txt
  6. That awkward moment when shit gets real awkward. 6:33 AM May 23rd via txt
  7. It's not in the originality; it's in the execution. 9:14 PM May 21st via txt
  8. Some people treat social media like Rihanna does music: Put out enough crap and eventually something will be a hit, right? 9:58 PM May 20th via web
  9. I mean, seriously, how can I properly listen to Tristam on these things? #audiophile 8:08 PM May 20th via web
  10. First paycheck will lead to the purchase of new speakers. This will not be negotiated. 8:07 PM May 20th via web
  11. The only thing thats remained constant these past five years is the Live Strong bracelet in the bed of my truck. #metaphor 3:45 PM May 20th via txt
  12. Yes, I turned up the radio as I drove past the guy pulled over. Yes, the song happened to be "I'm In A Hurry". Yes, I smiled and waved. 4:15 PM May 19th via web
  13. Here's to my supposed last weekend of grad parties for an abundance of years. 9:45 AM May 19th via web
  14. Here's to turning the radio up a little too loud when it's a little too late on a little side street in a little home town. 7:17 PM May 14th via txt
  15. I hopw you're happy making friends by skewing reality. 1:24 PM May 14th via txt