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  1. Really don't recommend this norovirus business... about 23 hours ago from mobile web
  2. Anyone who enjoys comics might want to check out 'The Boys' by Garth Ennis/Darick Robertson. Funny, saucy & v. v. violent. 5:05 AM Nov 30th from mobile web
  3. There's something a bit Eartha Kitt about Rihanna, and I don't just mean that in rhyming slang. 12:37 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  4. @loslungdenim Nice roast. Ta. 12:31 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  5. It must be such a thrill to come halfway across the world to perform in a giant neon headache and be barked at by Dermot 'Strepsils' O'Leary 12:30 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  6. It's Keys On 45! 12:25 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  7. RT@DavidGArnold ollie...the singing flatfish 12:16 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  8. @DavidGArnold I wish he bloody well would. 12:15 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  9. I'm not saying Oily Murs's eyes are close together, but they are one above the other. 12:12 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  10. There's always an opening on Wayballoo if Lloyd goes tonight. 12:11 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  11. @petebaker Well sir, The 'Tones are playing Koko on the 11th, is it. 4:05 AM Nov 29th from mobile web
  12. @kempycoo I know. Sorry seems, in this case, to be the hardest word. 2:16 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  13. @raqster99 That's a lot of pressure on these here slender shoulders, but I'm pleased you enjoy. :-) 2:12 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  14. @kempycoo Yours? I've gotta go on tour in a couple of weeks. With my pop group. Gutted. 2:00 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  15. RT@misterpooter Stacy Solomon channels Michelle Pfeiffer AND Bernie Winters. 1:38 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  16. Her singing voice may be as flat as arse'oles (TM Mike Reid RIP) but I like her. 1:34 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  17. @scottmuldoon Sac-a-ra-fice? 1:31 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  18. RT@misterpooter Not since Journey South has a song been sung with so much passion. 1:26 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  19. Nevermind the noise pollution... check the bikinis. Cheap tactic, Cowell... you evil genius you. 1:19 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  20. Oh, do that thing with your legs Oily. The nans love it. 1:18 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  • Name Mark Morriss
  • Location Royal Tunbridge Wells. Royal !
  • Bio Moaner. Whinger. Favourite biscuits: Ginger
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