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ThePresbyCat

  1. Fox apologizes to Jews for Facebook poll on Jesus | Latin American Headlines | World News | Comcast xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-…
  2. I know. I know. People say, "It's the thought that counts, not the gift," but couldn't people think a bit bigger?!
  3. Elf pet peeve 7: jolly Ol' Santa has never yet brought back a single cookie to share.
  4. Elf pet peeve 6: constantly ridiculed for that 0-854 record in the North Pole basketball league.
  5. Elf pet peeve 5: reindeer game #12: Elf lacrosse.
  6. Elf pet peeve 4: icy cold North Pole temperature makes it hard to produce quality workmanship.
  7. Elf pet peeve 3: making items to drop off for those on Santa's Naughty List.
  8. elf pet peeve 2: The EPA's new relaxed reindeer-emissions standards.
  9. Elf pet peeve 1: Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and no one gives a rip; frolic around fo… (cont) deck.ly/~6I9Aq
  10. I'm following these 18 people, but they're not following me back. friendorfollow.com/pastorfrankf/f… via @FriendOrFollow
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  12. Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.
  13. Today I can whine because I have to go to work or I can shout for joy because I have a job.
  14. Today I can lament over all that my parents didn't give me when I was growing up or I can feel grateful that they allowed me to be born.
  15. Today I can grumble about my health or I can rejoice that I am alive.
  16. Today I can feel sad that I don't have more money or I can be glad that my finances encourage me to plan my pu… (cont) deck.ly/~UIZkQ
  17. Today stretches ahead of me, waiting to be shaped. And here I am, the sculptor who gets to do the shaping.
  18. Today I can murmur dejectedly because I have to do housework or I can feel honored because I've been provided shelter for my mind and body.
  19. @msegers purr 4 the mention!
  20. Today I can complain because I have to go to school or eagerly open my mind and fill it with rich new tidbits of knowledge.