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  1. The perfect gift for your 420 friends. Now $10 OFF! www.thepebl.com
  2. Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a fit. Got it.
  3. I secretly hope that Capn' Crunch won't shred the shit out of the roof of my mouth this time. Darn, maybe next time :-/
  4. Why on earth would you sing "take me out to the ball game" when you're already AT THE BALL GAME?!
  5. Chocolate. It's what's for dinner.
  6. How fucking entertaining is bubble wrap?!
  7. You're hurling towards the earth inside an elevator. If you jumped up in the air just before it hit the ground, would you survive?
  8. Mike: "So, what do you do?" Marian: "I make a living as a day trader." Mike: "Like today for tomorrow or something?"
  9. Chocolate. The other white meat.
  10. Imagine if you were the one that invented shoe laces.
  11. "Why is there so much squirrel meat?" says a girlfriend of mine as we move through a Chinese food buffet line.
  12. The epitome of laziness: sour cream and onion potato chips. Delicious, but really? The dip is so much better.
  13. Who decided it would be a good idea to put flavored "foam" on a plate of beautiful gourmet food?
  14. Pobody's Nerfect
  15. So what happens to a Twinkie after 90 years?
  16. The more people I meet, the more I like my pipe.
  17. Does soap get dirty?
  18. Wondering why they call it head cheese. THERE'S NO FUCKING CHEESE!
  19. If you collected all the belly button lint over your lifetime, do you think you could knit a sweater with it?