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  1. If I find out that Charlie ever hurt Ferris Bueller's sister I will end him. You're welcome, world. about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Got some new Nikes for Xmas, thanks kids! (not my kids, the ones that made them) 5:02 PM Dec 25th from Twitterrific
  3. Happy bday Jesus! Enjoy the next few months, because around April things are gonna reeeealy suck. 4:38 PM Dec 24th from Twitterrific
  4. The amount of smut in movies today makes American Pie seem like American Pie 2 10:18 PM Dec 19th from Twitterrific
  5. I saw Avatar last night. It blue. 11:16 AM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  6. Eugene Levy's eyebrows signed on to 12 new American Pie movies. God help us. 7:27 PM Dec 17th from Twitterrific
  7. Schindler's "summa jams for gettin' freaky-deeky in '44!" playlist was a much more exicting list. 11:54 AM Dec 7th from Twitterrific
  8. Oh my gosh, I made so many new friends today! They are so friendly, they throw great parties! They must use generic koolaid though, yucky! 2:55 PM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  9. "hold on diary, someone's knocking on the door...BRB" -Anne Frank #FamousLastTweets 8:46 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  10. When Bill Cosby proof-reads, he crosses the T's and dots Theo 3:33 PM Dec 1st from web
  11. Oh crap, almost missed today's holiday! Happy birthday Morgan Freeman! 11:54 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  12. I hope today goes smoother than Indian Thursday! #AllTheGoodBlackFridayJokesWereGone 6:57 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  13. I just gave the economy a nice nipple tweak. Serious stimulation. 6:43 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  14. Martin Luther King Jr. did his holiday shopping on Black Friday #soundsaboutright #notevenclose 2:21 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  15. Comfortably Nien Numb #starwarspinkfloydcoversongs 4:02 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  16. Zorro invented the z snap #thatsafactjack #noitisnot 11:20 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  17. I used to like bananas. Then I played Mario Kart... 12:23 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  18. Just when I thought Hannah couldn't get any more Montana! 6:42 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  19. hey Bed Bath & Beyond, thanks for nothing. A real friend would help get rid of this dead body pillow. 2:05 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  20. Why don't they ever have trivia night at the strip club? 3:38 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
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  • Bio Be a Winner, get with the Sinner, hows about Dinner?
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