TheOpie
- At the behest of my lawyers, this account will be silent until the planned firebombing is through.9:18 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck
- That's fucking it. I declare war on the Minneapolis Animal Control Dept. Me and you motherfucker, toe to toe. Throat punch coming quick.2:10 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- RT @seanbonner
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BOOM7:14 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- After the kid's mom slapped him, the Animal Control officer asked me, "Is pickaninny that offensive?"
"Not in 1940s Georgia it weren't"8:15 AM Jul 10th from Birdhouse
- The Bush Doctrine calls for pre-emptive strikes against our enemies. Do emotional girlfriends fall under the doctrine? I bet Palin knows.6:24 PM Jul 9th from Birdhouse
- After the dog incident, I kept saying to the Animal Control Officer "these are not the dogs you're looking for." Didn't work. FU Lucas!9:04 AM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
- Shitty day. My co-worker passed away this weekend. R.I.P. Jesse, you'll be missed. http://www.inforum.com/even...9:31 AM Jul 6th from web
- #SuckadickSundays @aplusk @britneyspears @marthastewart @50cent @aubreyoday @ashleytisdale @williamshatner @aplusk (via @AndyMilonakis)3:00 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- I've been offered a position as a social media evangelist. If I remove my heart and amputate my soul will you friend me on Facebook?1:25 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- Karl Malden is dead. If Artie Lange bites it by the end of the year, my dead pool will be complete. That's $100K. Get back on the H Artie!1:08 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- OH outside Minneosta Supreme Court: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me."12:02 PM Jun 30th from tweetpkr
- Ok, I figured out what to do with the dynamite, but I need access to a lot of heat-dispersing silcon gel and 150lbs of flour tortillas.3:32 PM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
- I bought a gross of dynamite from an old farmer up by Fergus Falls. The 4th of July is going to be blast this year, literally. Cow blasting?11:26 AM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
- Today I'm venturing off into the woods with my dog, a knife, a red bandana and Infinte Jest. #goingnative #infsum10:52 AM Jun 26th from Birdhouse
- So I got to use Windows Mobile for the first time yesterday. Apple is in so much
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ha ha ha ha, fuck it can't even finish the joke.6:09 AM Jun 25th from Birdhouse
- My keyboard faces 180º S as I type this. My accountant is a little peeved that this information cost me $312 with tax.9:59 AM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck
- Oh. Damn. I went to the Apple Store.5:54 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- Must stay away from the Apple Store, must stay away from the Apple Store. If I repeat this 10000 times it might just work.12:34 PM Jun 19th from TweetDeck
- #lyt #sinman #squarespace -- two birds, one tweet11:58 AM Jun 19th from TweetDeck
- Now that's a browser, spectacular tits with perfect kitten placement! http://bit.ly/wM3Po12:48 PM Jun 18th from TweetDeck
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- Name The Opie
- Location Minneapolis, MN 55413, USA
- Web http://theopie.com
- Bio In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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