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theonlyrealdave

  1. harry shut me in the closet HELP
  2. Going to school with Harry today, yay!
  3. Didn't go to school with Harry today :( I'M GOING TOMORROW THOUGH SO #SWAGGIE
  4. @niallyandnandos @Louis_Tomlinson hahaahahahah
  5. #ThingsYouJustDONTDo think i'm only an imaginary friend of harry's YOU KNOW I HAVE FEELINGS TOO
  6. @PleaseBeMyHarry okay :)
  7. @HarrehLouis your grandad's wardrobe
  8. @HarrehLouis no
  9. @niallyandnandos sorry
  10. @awkwardkevin yeah haha it was so funny i nearly died of too much laughter
  11. @awkwardkevin what yes
  12. @HarrehLouis i love you too
  13. @awkwardkevin that's scary
  14. @awkwardkevin Panye?
  15. @niallyandnandos hey mate, sorry for scaring you with that door creaking today, hope you're alright
  16. @HarrehLouis hey it's me your imaginary friend