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  1. In Focus: Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year http://bit.ly/7JHJrl about 13 hours ago from twitterfeed
  2. Senator Byrd The Longest-Serving Lawmaker http://bit.ly/lE5Jq about 15 hours ago from twitterfeed
  3. Sports: LeBron James Encourages NBA To Stop Jumping In Honor Of Michael Jordan http://bit.ly/3xE0IB about 15 hours ago from twitterfeed
  4. Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures http://bit.ly/pIcew about 17 hours ago from twitterfeed
  5. Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The East Wing http://bit.ly/2hDk9s about 17 hours ago from twitterfeed
  6. [audio] Survey: Positive Things Better Than Negative Things http://bit.ly/2v5qtN 5:55 PM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  7. Sports: Eagles Settle For Field Goal After 260-Yard Drive http://bit.ly/15heFt 11:53 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  8. In Focus: Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again http://bit.ly/25s078 9:20 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  9. Heroin Addicts Pressure President To Stay Course In Afghanistan http://bit.ly/17NwWW 8:50 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  10. [video] Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T. http://bit.ly/31cszU 8:50 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  11. Opinion: This Would Be The Best Mental Hospital Ever If Elliott Gould Weren't Hiding In The Toilet (by Gregg Cl.. http://bit.ly/2cFKO9 8:50 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  12. Sports: Norman Esiason Finally Outgrows Childish Nickname http://bit.ly/bFBTT 7:20 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  13. Federal Government Wants Subway Safety Oversight http://bit.ly/4r3coe 6:50 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  14. Sports: Patriots Lead Colts At Halftime http://bit.ly/Nt8qj 6:19 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  15. NEWSWIRE: Police Officer Uses Ultraviolet Light To Track Down Clean Underwear 12:22 PM Nov 18th from web
  16. In Focus: Mammograms http://bit.ly/17Shwv 10:10 AM Nov 18th from twitterfeed
  17. Who Do We Think We Are? http://bit.ly/2A7Sm3 10:10 AM Nov 18th from twitterfeed
  18. Middle East Small Talks To Focus On Getting Israel, Palestine To Discuss Weather http://bit.ly/2oYd1w 10:10 AM Nov 18th from twitterfeed
  19. "Obliviousness strikes 1 in 3 Americans...and most don't even know it." #NationalAwarenessMonth http://bit.ly/40OqaD 8:38 AM Nov 18th from web
  20. [audio] Local Teen To Explore Own Body http://bit.ly/1CC90a 5:49 PM Nov 17th from twitterfeed