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  1. Simple Ways to Cause Controversy: i) Use the wrong character's name in a quote. Yes, last quote was Karen, not Angela! (From "The Convict")
  2. Angela: You can't give paperclips to a baby. He could swallow them. Creed: Oh, it's ok. I've got tons of them.
  3. I am your host Michael Scott. And I just wanna tell you please, please do not drink and drive because you may hit a bump and spill the drink
  4. RIP Dunder Mifflin management, you guys suck. Amazing episode last night. Link to quotes: http://bit.ly/3TfhhG
  5. Enjoy the quotes from last night's ep! http://theofficequotes.com #theoffice
  6. http://twitvid.com/49F1F - Twitvid to say "what's up" and announce my return after last week! Firing up the DVR now #theoffice
  7. Darryl: You're not as scary as Bookface over there. Jim: Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as "Bookface".
  8. Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy?
  9. You know I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine. http://bit.ly/4zbmQg
  10. Michael Scott: I will have the spaghetti. With a side salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back. http://bit.ly/3mNWA6
  11. Michael Scott: What topics can you use for small talk? Creed: Small things... peas, ball bearings, dimes.
  12. BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!--
  13. I love catching people in the act. It's why I always whip open doors. http://bit.ly/1xtB4J
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  15. Quotes from "Niagara," Jim and Pam's Wedding: http://bit.ly/dPGF8
  16. Forever by Chris Brown. Did they play the entire song? That was a long, great part of the episode!
  17. RT @theofficenbc: The Office has taken over Twitter! How cool are our fans?! Have a look at trends #TheOffice #JimandPam Pam Jim Dwight etc.
  18. New Jim & Pam wedding items at the NBC Store (don't look yet, West Coasters!) http://bit.ly/6Dnjs (via @nbcstore) #theoffice
  19. Tonight's wedding episode felt like a finale it was so epic! What do you think?
  20. Quotes from this week's The Office: http://bit.ly/jaoT3 (Still no explanation of what a bean means.)