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When I discovered YouTube, I didn't work for five days. I must've watched cookie monster sings chocolate rain about 1000x's (via @numbpoet)3:45 PM Jun 24thfrom Tweetie
In the 60's I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. No way of knowing.4:34 PM Jun 5thfrom Tweetie
Angela, where's Angela? Whoa there you are I didn't see you behind that grain of rice! Boom. Roasted!4:11 PM Jun 1stfrom web
Oh I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage. - D.S.7:43 AM May 29thfrom Tweetie
Just had a lightbulb moment with some new brilliant features for the site. Some of that involves Facebook; would you appreciate integration?1:15 PM May 16thfrom Tweetie
Pam Beesly: Maybe I played a little in junior high. And in high school. Maybe a little in college. And went to volleyball camp most summas!3:05 PM May 15thfrom Tweetie
@mwork how Dwight /met/ Ralph is of no surprise. Seems like they've been BFs for a long time, hard 2 believe considering Ralph's personality8:34 AM May 15thfrom webin reply to mwork
Except you know what? It's not fine. How many people, need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? ... http://bit.ly/WAvsX7:04 AM May 15thfrom web