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TheNoirNerd

Being stuck in a place of silence with an entertainment device, but NO headphones <<<<<<<<<< about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
Grr. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
@OyaBlade it's like THAT? I always hear about it but I can't even begin to imagine... 6:24 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to OyaBlade
like COMPLETELY RT @AlSween Internet killed kayfabe. 6:21 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
OyaBlade #TheBuns RT @EyeAmGoddess: Damn! RT @6FT9FELLA: This is how women grocery shop now,in the bread isle,by the buns twitpic.com/9p77as 👀 6:12 PM May 25th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by TheNoirNerd
@ImToBlame @MilfGod can't say you really lyin tho lmao...they're definitely more the exception than the rule 6:17 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to ImToBlame
† RT @ImToBlame He right RT @MilfGod: Very rarely will u meet an in-shape southern woman after the age of 25 6:16 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
Wow...just saw a hit and run at 70 miles an hour smh 5:49 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
Gotta stop clickin on random twitpics while I'm standin in line with this big assed screen lol 4:05 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
@gospurs927 its an epidemic! 3:48 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to gospurs927
@gospurs927 lol I toldja! Not a good look at ALL 3:47 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to gospurs927
@HyyerGalaxy lies and garbage....i been outside lol 2:29 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to HyyerGalaxy
i'm sure only one of them is probably shocked 2:28 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
This news headline is killin me right now..."Couple shocked after baby is born a different race" lmaoo 2:28 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
@Trap_Jesus lmaoo yes! The default insult when you get to wrecking shop on people 1:07 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to Trap_Jesus
JustinMcElroy Harsh, but in the way the truth often is. "Be so good you cannot be ignored." bit.ly/LjclZt (Via @colettebennett) 12:55 PM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by TheNoirNerd and 7 others
@kanYeBreast truly a tragedy...unless you got some alternative means of gettin up there lol 12:35 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to kanYeBreast
@__Trail__ makes it stupid easy to put stuff on the phone in addition to desktop notifications n shit if i'm not mistaken 12:35 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to __Trail__
@__Trail__ i'm doin a piss-poor job of explainin it in 140-char bursts lol, but trust me...definitely worth checkin out. 12:34 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to __Trail__
@__Trail__ basically, you install the app, and then you can manage your phone stuff from any computer on the same network. 12:34 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to __Trail__

Name Hank Scorpio
Location from the 225 to the 713
Bio M.A.N. *slash* IT assassin. Currently writing my life story. Mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, skip-skaps, skanks, & scallywags need not apply.