TheNDM
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@ You'd be surprised how glamourous your life looks to someone like me. I bet you don't have any kids' snot on your clothing.
about 1 hour ago
from Seesmic
in reply to emlykd
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@ Yes, it's getting a bit nasty. He said my mulching was "lack lustre". Humph.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to faemomwrites
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@ So you haven't seen him since kindergarten, right?
about 1 hour ago
from Seesmic
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Yesterday, he was being very mean about my mulching. It hurt.
about 6 hours ago
from Seesmic
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My husband and I are having a "Gardening-off". We have both taken a garden bed each to see who has the greenest thumb.
about 6 hours ago
from Seesmic
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@ No, no, no! Just living your life vicariously. I'm an old married woman, you know.
about 6 hours ago
from Seesmic
in reply to emlykd
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@ Thank you. And not a single swear word or a vomit reference! Could I be growing up at last? Fuck, no.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to rosemary
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@ Boy? Who's the boy? Are there pictures? Diagrams? Details are required here.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to emlykd
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@ Now it's my turn to be confused. What's all this about yoga and "sea towels"?
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to Aussiewaffler
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@ Indeed. I got 11 top quality books (4 adult, 5 children's) for $94. Not to show off or anything.
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to htgoldcoast
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@ I'm actually okay with the nudity. But the nose pore pack freaks me out. It's like something from a David Lynch film.
about 19 hours ago
from Seesmic
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@ Read Kerri's guest post on mamamia to understand. Actually, even then you might not understand. I'm not sure I do.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to Aussiewaffler
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@ Such responsibility... Um... nose pore pack comes under "Accessory" category, like earrings or digital watch. Verdict: NUDE.
about 20 hours ago
from Seesmic
in reply to KerriSackville
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Today's NDM post mentions something about Van Gogh drunk in the sunflower fields. Amongst other things.
about 20 hours ago
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@ Good point. Is there some kind of Nudity Board to arbitrate here?
about 20 hours ago
from Seesmic
in reply to KerriSackville
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@ I think it's, you know, kinda... kinky!
about 20 hours ago
from Seesmic
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@ Hey great MM guest post, you foxy lady. I laughed out loud at the old socks line. Do you really make breakfast in the nude?
about 20 hours ago
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@ He hid it in the FRIDGE? Is it still working??
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to LexyBrooks
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@ Let me know if I need to unleash any fart jokes to diffuse the situation.
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to LexyBrooks
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@ They'd better like books because that's what they're getting!
about 22 hours ago
from Seesmic
in reply to htgoldcoast
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- Name Not Drowning Mother
- Location Tehran
- Web http://notdrownin...
- Bio I twitter. I blog. I mother. I pay no attention to grammar. Is there anything I can't do? A lot, actually.
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