TheMotherGrimm
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Trunk-or-Treat...What Trunk-or-Treat? I'm stressed, it's candy. END OF STORY.
11:46 AM Oct 28th, 2009
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Why do they all go crazy when I'm trying to make meals? It's like sharks--chum the water and they go into a frenzy.
9:07 AM Oct 28th, 2009
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I said "Florida" in a school lesson. Noah smiled and said "You just made my heart all tingly because I miss Grandma!"
7:54 AM Oct 28th, 2009
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Why must every day include the phrase "Don't do headstands on my chair"?
9:15 AM Oct 27th, 2009
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It is hard to be sensitive to your child's feelings when he just randomly falls out of his chair at the table. Bad Mommy--I laughed.
9:01 AM Oct 27th, 2009
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If you really want to amuse a 6yo boy, tell him that he just accidentally spelled "crap" instead of "cramp."
5:17 AM Oct 27th, 2009
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Noah is almost on the verge of tears begging to watch "Cake Boss" before bed. I think a piece of Sean just died inside.
3:57 PM Oct 26th, 2009
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Hmmm...It would appear that child safety scissors will still cut a tablecloth. Good to know.
9:17 AM Oct 26th, 2009
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@ You could always just write 30" on pot and pretend that you misunderstood. It would make a much more amusing article!
11:51 AM Oct 22nd, 2009
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@ I was just leaving a message on his wall...
11:49 AM Oct 22nd, 2009
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Wyatt: "I know the 'F' word, but I'm NOT going to say it!" The 'F' word in our house refers to passing gas. ;)
6:46 AM Oct 22nd, 2009
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It is probably a bad sign as to the state of things when you find a pumpkin in the couch cushions. At least it wasn't growing there.
6:42 AM Oct 22nd, 2009
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Size two diapers aren't very effective at containing size four pees. Just sayin'.
10:01 AM Oct 21st, 2009
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Little tip: Always call your wife to let her know the baby's surgery went fine instead of letting her worry for an hour!
7:27 AM Oct 21st, 2009
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Woke up this morning to 3 older boys snuggled on the couch with Wyatt reading Bears on Wheels out loud to everyone. :)
5:17 AM Oct 21st, 2009
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@ She still hasn't given it to me. I checked the site, and it looks like she hasn't put it in. Sweet girl, but a bit flaky.
5:16 AM Oct 21st, 2009
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@ I forgot to tell you that we ended up rescheduling it for the first week of November. So you're still good.
7:45 PM Oct 20th, 2009
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@ Sean and I took the kids apple picking yesterday. Great orchard in West Alexandria. Definitely great for a beautiful fall day!
9:16 AM Oct 20th, 2009
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@ We never rake the woods, so there are plenty there. Of couse, one good breeze and the who woods could go up from all of the leaves
8:11 AM Oct 16th, 2009
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@ There's always hope. We've spent Christmas in the 60's in recent history so you never know.
8:07 AM Oct 16th, 2009
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- Name Katie H.
- Web http://mixednutsb...
- Bio People who wish for a fairytale life forget that most of the story sucks.
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