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  1. Trunk-or-Treat...What Trunk-or-Treat? I'm stressed, it's candy. END OF STORY.
  2. Why do they all go crazy when I'm trying to make meals? It's like sharks--chum the water and they go into a frenzy.
  3. I said "Florida" in a school lesson. Noah smiled and said "You just made my heart all tingly because I miss Grandma!"
  4. Why must every day include the phrase "Don't do headstands on my chair"?
  5. It is hard to be sensitive to your child's feelings when he just randomly falls out of his chair at the table. Bad Mommy--I laughed.
  6. If you really want to amuse a 6yo boy, tell him that he just accidentally spelled "crap" instead of "cramp."
  7. Noah is almost on the verge of tears begging to watch "Cake Boss" before bed. I think a piece of Sean just died inside.
  8. Hmmm...It would appear that child safety scissors will still cut a tablecloth. Good to know.
  9. @6sunflowerseeds You could always just write 30" on pot and pretend that you misunderstood. It would make a much more amusing article!
  10. @BEOviatt I was just leaving a message on his wall...
  11. Wyatt: "I know the 'F' word, but I'm NOT going to say it!" The 'F' word in our house refers to passing gas. ;)
  12. It is probably a bad sign as to the state of things when you find a pumpkin in the couch cushions. At least it wasn't growing there.
  13. Size two diapers aren't very effective at containing size four pees. Just sayin'.
  14. Little tip: Always call your wife to let her know the baby's surgery went fine instead of letting her worry for an hour!
  15. Woke up this morning to 3 older boys snuggled on the couch with Wyatt reading Bears on Wheels out loud to everyone. :)
  16. @BEOviatt She still hasn't given it to me. I checked the site, and it looks like she hasn't put it in. Sweet girl, but a bit flaky.
  17. @BEOviatt I forgot to tell you that we ended up rescheduling it for the first week of November. So you're still good.
  18. @BuzZen Sean and I took the kids apple picking yesterday. Great orchard in West Alexandria. Definitely great for a beautiful fall day!
  19. @beoviatt We never rake the woods, so there are plenty there. Of couse, one good breeze and the who woods could go up from all of the leaves
  20. @beoviatt There's always hope. We've spent Christmas in the 60's in recent history so you never know.