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  1. If the closed captioning on my TV is turned off, WHY THE HECK ARE THERE WORDS AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SCREEN? Sigh. Life with small children.
  2. Noah just saw the Cake Boss avatar on my Facebook page and got SO EXCITED. I am officially cool in his eyes. I Facebook with CAKE BOSS.
  3. WooHoo! Already done with school today! And we beat the utility workers who plan to cut our electricity for awhile today!
  4. Chuck E Cheeses...Where a kid can be a kid. And a parent can be over stimulated.
  5. There is a combine harvesting the corn in the field behind our house. Total. Boy. Heaven. The screams are deafening.
  6. @melodykingsley What is the LLC for?
  7. Just opened the closet in the kitchen to throw away a diaper and the cat popped out of the trash can. Is someone telling me something?
  8. And now I'm wondering why my heterosexual brother in law recommended Cougar Town.
  9. Tonight, I made sausage and lentils for dinner. In other words, my kids gave me crap all day and I GOT EVEN.
  10. If a kid takes the time to VIDEO HIMSELF while throwing up, do you trust that he is really sick, or assume he's auditioning for Fear Factor?
  11. Caleb just informed me that the "water" he put in his hair earlier was actually strawberry milk. Now it's crunchy. Sigh. Bath time.
  12. Today, I am thankful for: http://bit.ly/38Ddpj
  13. Caleb and Eli have shut themselves in their bedroom closet (aka: their "spaceship") and are eating dehydrated apples there. Cute boys!
  14. Today, I'm thankful for: http://bit.ly/1vwCwL
  15. Oh, nice. Just discovered that mommy wasn't even the only adult home. Grandma was here in the shower. Lovely.
  16. So much for getting to sleep in on a Saturday, He had me out of bed earlier than I get up in the week.
  17. Apparently, if you leave a 6yo home because mommy's there sleeping, he will feel the need to tell mommy that daddy said to wake up.
  18. @uvtrick Oh! Oh! He just had to read the word "thrusts"!
  19. @MMADayton http://bit.ly/1vjPz0
  20. Some realizations JUST DON'T NEED TO BE MADE. http://bit.ly/3SJ09U