Fri Mar 13 02:16:16 +0000 2009 1319685756 Tired. Just tried to start the car with the bluetooth headset. <a href="http://twitterrific.com" rel="nofollow">Twitterrific</a> false false 30923 rands rands los gatos, ca in repose http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/78687018/rands-better-05_normal.png http://www.randsinrepose.com false 11327 022330 333333 0084B4 C0DFEC a8c7f7 315 Wed Nov 29 19:16:11 +0000 2006 42 -28800 Pacific Time (US & Canada) http://s.twimg.com/a/1259630745/images/themes/theme15/bg.png false 5309 false false Tue Mar 03 20:35:36 +0000 2009 1275415841 Sarchasm (n): The yawning gap between someone who is speaking sarcastically and a listener who isn't getting it. (@mathowie). web false false 1688741 Matthew Baldwin matthewbaldwin Seattle, WA I LIKE BREAD! http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/53668214/n1067564338_5468_normal.jpg http://www.defectiveyeti.com false 3772 9ae4e8 000000 0000FF 947B44 281F0F 160 Tue Mar 20 23:46:48 +0000 2007 298 -28800 Pacific Time (US & Canada) http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/2572635/2.jpg true 851 false false Sun Feb 22 21:48:10 +0000 2009 1238320663 Watched Revolutionary Road last night. What an irrelevant movie. This story's been told so many times over; we get it: the suburbs suck. <a href="http://twitterrific.com" rel="nofollow">Twitterrific</a> false false 3088721 Andrew Womack Womack http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/51697083/n643367153_134315_5443_normal.jpg false 416 FFD749 000000 0000ff FFFFFF FFFFFF 47 Sat Mar 31 23:54:59 +0000 2007 0 -18000 Eastern Time (US & Canada) http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/2330667/105.jpg false 514 false false Tue Jan 27 22:04:06 +0000 2009 1153401986 Now I know what 2009 will taste like: three cavities, one root canal, one crown, one Valium prescription, and debt. Who's buying Valium? web false false 17499285 Rosecrans Baldwin rosecransb Commie south Writer. Born Chicago, IL. Eagle Scout. First novel, YOU LOST ME THERE, forthcoming from Riverhead Books (August 2010). http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/140080665/meastim_normal.jpg http://rosecransbaldwin.com false 527 E5E5E5 000000 ead310 ffffff ffffff 50 Wed Nov 19 23:52:30 +0000 2008 54 -18000 Eastern Time (US & Canada) http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/4220983/02.jpg true 375 false false Tue Jan 27 19:44:09 +0000 2009 1153014921 First cup of coffee in a year. Not sure if coffee helps you live longer, but it does warp your sense of time, which is kinda the same thing. web false false 3088721 Andrew Womack Womack http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/51697083/n643367153_134315_5443_normal.jpg false 416 FFD749 000000 0000ff FFFFFF FFFFFF 47 Sat Mar 31 23:54:59 +0000 2007 0 -18000 Eastern Time (US & Canada) http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/2330667/105.jpg false 514 false false