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TheMikeHarris

@billhaisten The irony is that Minneapolis did a whiteout in the regular season against the Heat. 10:15 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@TheBlueLeopard welcome to my hell. 3:18 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheBlueLeopard
@souhanstrib If you think shirts for the postseason are juvenile, what do you call shirts during the regular season? twitter.com/TheMikeHarris/… 2:52 PM May 23rd via web
It's cute that @souhanstrib thinks people would give a shit about the state of Minnesota if not for Garrison Keillor. 1:37 PM May 23rd via web
@DallasLDS Yeah man, I thought about that yesterday actually. I'll stop by or something with it. 9:59 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DallasLDS
@DallasLDS hey. Sorry. I think mayfest is over isn't it? 8:15 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DallasLDS
#HowToArouseAFatChick and Skip Bayless are both trending right now. Coincidence? 9:40 AM May 21st via web
FatterJimTraber Fools should give out mozzarella sticks and Milwaukee's Best for communion instead of grape juice and crackers. 10:30 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheMikeHarris and 1 other
FatterJimTraber Today seems like a good day to do nothing but sit around in my sweatpants and eat Nutella straight from the jar. 9:37 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TheMikeHarris and 1 other
@jimrome Why in God's name isn't @elkpga a #smackoff participant? He's crushing the field worse than he did Scott Hoch at the '97 Players. 11:47 AM May 18th via web in reply to elkpga
@BrettOnDavis Jolene. Jesus H. Christ. #smackoff 11:21 AM May 18th via web in reply to BrettOnDavis
@BrettOnDavis Silk was more than slightly disappointing. Bring on Jolene. 10:09 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BrettOnDavis
@BrettOnDavis Mark in Hollywood. F'ing money. #SMACKOFF 9:45 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BrettOnDavis
@BrettOnDavis Always a solid choice, though I'm tempted to go with the Golden Ticket winner as a long shot darkhorse. #Smackoff2012 6:37 AM May 18th via web in reply to BrettOnDavis
@BrettOnDavis I hate her, but I kind of hope Jolene wins. #Smackoff2012 #TeamJolene 6:27 AM May 18th via web in reply to BrettOnDavis
@BrandonSteele5 @smaclaskey I wish man. I'm still fatigued from the last one haha. Getting old sucks. 6:26 AM May 18th via web in reply to BrandonSteele5
Is Follow Friday still a thing? Because @FatJimTraber has the potential to be fantastic. #Fools #Yardbirds 6:18 AM May 18th via web
@smaclaskey @BrandonSteele5 Sorry it took so long to get back to you, but looks like I'm locked up in Tulsa this weekend. Have fun bros. 6:16 AM May 18th via web in reply to smaclaskey
@KaseyBlev It was murder on my teeth. Not good for the image. 9:06 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KaseyBlev
@KaseyBlev Well, apparently I started the last one. I've heard I was apparently doing everything from wok cooking to making meth. 9:02 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KaseyBlev