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  1. Life is the Glorious Game Design. eg: The clock runs during Tutorial and Character Creation; & each takes longer than allotted game time!!
  2. Cindy's idea was to use Jack-in-the-Box Pumpkin Pie milkshakes to make pumpkin pancakes for Thanksgiving...SUCCESS w/Witnesses:Pay up, Dave.
  3. "Safe sex in a canoe is where the rubber meets the rowed." I will make custom puns for gay friends if there's no required turnaround time.
  4. @knoklog if you want lyrics that are hints, plz see and love http://findthesilverkey.com this is my songwriting partner.
  5. @knoklog Oh, the lyric in Tiny Hero is "I race the giant hands of Time." http://fatman.com/listen.htm. I phoned in my vocal from Park City
  6. @knoklog yes that is the lyric. From "tiny Hero." Thanks for caring enough to listen that closely!!!
  7. Adorable! The flight I'm boarding in Long Island is continuing to Florida. It looks like the gym at the National Yenta Finals!
  8. In New England, occasionally being swept away by the breathtaking beauty of what my NY Cabbie called "dat foalage shit."
  9. Wached Ralph Baer breadboard a little. And he made me a sammich! 2 different things.
  10. Caught the 3:11 to Flatbush. Thank God for Twitter: "an End to Ignorance!!"
  11. Oh, Man, Ed Olmos has found and remastered our 1979 recording of my comedy masterpiece, "The Crab Song." (blush) http://tinyurl.com/yzq8jn5
  12. Team Fat Surf Band reunion in 1 hour at Blackerby Violin Shop 1111 Anderson Lane. Later 2nite, encore at Scare for a Cure at R. Garriott's.
  13. They're banning "texting while driving." Presumably this will reduce spelling errors. Between now and Jan. 1 beware of "Road Rant."
  14. Spontaneous trip to Wattaburger w/Kevin leads to Huge Vanilla Milkshake. This is soooo going on my raisin bran in the morning!!
  15. Oh My Gosh. Me, age 16, and my band, playing our attempt to get on the San Diego Homegrown album http://hyperfileshare.com/d...
  16. If you're never sad, you're underutilizing half your emotional bandwidth.
  17. When I meet a former Olympic athlete, I like to tell him that I can relate to his life, because I am an X Boxer.
  18. Craft Store sign: "The beadings will continue until morale improves."
  19. Dr. Seuss did a great job at making stories less offensive. I like how he he used Hispanic pronunciations to re-tell "Jorton Jeers a Jew."
  20. If ignorance is bliss, then I'm pretty sure I have no clue at all what's going on.