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  1. ah the lovely keira in pirates of the caribbean
  2. ah the lovely keira in pirates of the caribbean
  3. all i want for Christmas is untold wealth revoking the necessity to go to work for a living.
  4. note to self - stop over using the word 'terribly'
  5. would Jesus be terribly offended if i had a dump on 'His day'?
  6. i know this is terribly antisocial of me but will people stop inviting me round their house for xmas, i want to go home and vegetate. Alone!
  7. damn you, you inebriated stumbling fornicating flock of stiff upper lipped sheep.
  8. i do feel you have to work harder to be an alcoholic in the uk. sure id have a problem in the us but here im just part of the madding crowd.
  9. have a sore throat. feeling terribly sorry for myself. on the plus side though i have been drinking. that + school night = in your face.
  10. Oh dear, after all the rumours about Manny taking performance enhancing drugs, the pacman now refuses a blood test. Bubble about to burst?
  11. i thought the older i got the less excited about playing football id get. i was wrong, playing again tonight and am bouncing off the walls.
  12. On a radio feature this morning called "the good, the bad and the ugly", SuBo was introduced as "the good". <Insert punchline here>
  13. The last time an englishman was this sad about the loss of brittany was when the crown handed it back the french.
  14. http://twitpic.com/u9nby - and in profile so you can appreciate the workmanship on the rather large schnozzle.
  15. http://twitpic.com/u9n45 - as it's christmas... my snowman.
  16. http://twitpic.com/u9mu7 - bread for lunch? mew.
  17. i use the term drinkable loosely... firstly as im unsure coke is intended for human consumption, secondly im not sure its even a word.
  18. having coke as the only drinkable liquid in the house tonight has made me realise it's only real use is cleaning 2p coins in adverts.
  19. dear satan can i have for christmas the following book "coping with dyslexia". thanks, your pal, rich.
  20. @DallonBrobeck work is the curse of the drinking classes.