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  1. OH: "I want a crossdressing party at chuck e cheese for my birthday." about 14 hours ago from mobile web
  2. Who knew there were so many ways to overthink recipe organization? 3:57 PM Nov 30th from web
  3. Wants more turkey even though i had some for lunch. Had to be a good turkey if I'm not sick of it yet, hehe. 4:58 PM Nov 29th from web
  4. Got the radio going while I clean. Who IS gon' run this town tonight? 2:18 PM Nov 25th from web
  5. @Les_Lie - You mean that's *not* the point of FB? Then...what am I doing with my life? ;) 8:15 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to Les_Lie
  6. @joyunexpected - So what about smacking the shit out of them instead? 9:51 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to joyunexpected
  7. @cleolinda - Hallelujah, Miss Cleo's BACK! Hello Lizzie, I've never been more excited to meet the computer of someone I don't even know. :) 7:24 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to cleolinda
  8. Also: Cautiously optimistic that the dog is starting to feel better. 2:14 PM Nov 18th from web
  9. Taking a break from the scrubbing that's been happening here lately. Well, SOMEONE has to eat the string cheese before it expires! 2:13 PM Nov 18th from web
  10. is getting crap DONE. Break over, back to the vacuum cleaner. 11:17 AM Nov 9th from web
  11. wonders what you would call someone who says "I'm leaving!" but refuses to STAY GONE. 4:32 PM Oct 27th from web
  12. Really, someone PLEASE THINK OF THE CHOCOLATE. 10:11 AM Sep 7th from web
  13. THANK GOD: RT @BreakingNews: WSJ: British chocolate maker Cadbury has rejected a $16.7 billion takeover offer from U.S. giant Kraft Foods. 10:11 AM Sep 7th from web
  14. OMG, please stop writing "But yet." It is repetitive and redundant, kthnxbai. 7:08 PM Sep 1st from web
  15. I have become my own personal Itchy and Scratchy show. GRR and also ARGH. 11:23 AM Aug 28th from web
  16. RT Get FREE makeup samples from #aromaleigh: Recycle an old eyeshadow for 5 samples of your choosing! http://bit.ly/C5DPz 4:41 PM Aug 22nd from web
  17. retweet @aromaleigh_MMU Send us an eyeshadow you hate, get 5 free eye samples you'll love! - Pay it forward! http://tumblr.com/xm32sn15w 4:34 PM Aug 22nd from web
  18. @cleolinda - And also, I am so sorry. I think you are officially at the point where things can only start to improve. We can hope, right? 7:34 PM Aug 19th from web in reply to cleolinda
  19. @cleolinda - If it makes you feel any better, which, probably not, you have THE MOST IMPRESSIVE run of bad tech luck I have ever heard of. 7:33 PM Aug 19th from web in reply to cleolinda
  20. @kat_taf - Twitter's working fine for me. 2:05 PM Aug 8th from web in reply to kat_taf
  • Name Michelle
  • Location NW Arkansas, USA
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  • Bio Real conversation in my house: Son says "Hey! There's an owl on the front porch!" I reply: "Yay! I've been waiting for my Hogwarts letter, let it in!" Am nerd.
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