TheMetamorph
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OH: "I want a crossdressing party at chuck e cheese for my birthday."
about 14 hours ago
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Who knew there were so many ways to overthink recipe organization?
3:57 PM Nov 30th
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Wants more turkey even though i had some for lunch. Had to be a good turkey if I'm not sick of it yet, hehe.
4:58 PM Nov 29th
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Got the radio going while I clean. Who IS gon' run this town tonight?
2:18 PM Nov 25th
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@ - You mean that's *not* the point of FB? Then...what am I doing with my life? ;)
8:15 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to Les_Lie
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@ - So what about smacking the shit out of them instead?
9:51 AM Nov 20th
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@ - Hallelujah, Miss Cleo's BACK! Hello Lizzie, I've never been more excited to meet the computer of someone I don't even know. :)
7:24 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to cleolinda
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Also: Cautiously optimistic that the dog is starting to feel better.
2:14 PM Nov 18th
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Taking a break from the scrubbing that's been happening here lately. Well, SOMEONE has to eat the string cheese before it expires!
2:13 PM Nov 18th
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is getting crap DONE. Break over, back to the vacuum cleaner.
11:17 AM Nov 9th
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wonders what you would call someone who says "I'm leaving!" but refuses to STAY GONE.
4:32 PM Oct 27th
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Really, someone PLEASE THINK OF THE CHOCOLATE.
10:11 AM Sep 7th
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THANK GOD: RT @: WSJ: British chocolate maker Cadbury has rejected a $16.7 billion takeover offer from U.S. giant Kraft Foods.
10:11 AM Sep 7th
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OMG, please stop writing "But yet." It is repetitive and redundant, kthnxbai.
7:08 PM Sep 1st
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I have become my own personal Itchy and Scratchy show. GRR and also ARGH.
11:23 AM Aug 28th
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RT Get FREE makeup samples from : Recycle an old eyeshadow for 5 samples of your choosing!
4:41 PM Aug 22nd
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retweet @ Send us an eyeshadow you hate, get 5 free eye samples you'll love! - Pay it forward!
4:34 PM Aug 22nd
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@ - And also, I am so sorry. I think you are officially at the point where things can only start to improve. We can hope, right?
7:34 PM Aug 19th
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in reply to cleolinda
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@ - If it makes you feel any better, which, probably not, you have THE MOST IMPRESSIVE run of bad tech luck I have ever heard of.
7:33 PM Aug 19th
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in reply to cleolinda
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@ - Twitter's working fine for me.
2:05 PM Aug 8th
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- Name Michelle
- Location NW Arkansas, USA
- Web http://themetamor...
- Bio Real conversation in my house: Son says "Hey! There's an owl on the front porch!" I reply: "Yay! I've been waiting for my Hogwarts letter, let it in!" Am nerd.
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