TheMetamorph
- @Les_Lie YIKES! I've never had that problem, heal quickly!7:17 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to Les_Lie
- @Les_Lie Why banning contact lenses? I can't see as well with my specs as with contacts.7:25 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to Les_Lie
- Wondering why spam emails are all backdated lately? Just found one in my inbox dated 2003. Maybe email is the new snail mail?2:04 PM Jun 26th from web
- @Chookooloonks - Hello to Alex from Michelle in Arkansas!1:53 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to Chookooloonks
- @dooce Good luck! Breathe! Hee hee hoo hoo....or whatever it is.10:58 PM Jun 13th from web in reply to dooce
- @emmajames ROFLMAO. ;)8:05 PM Jun 4th from web in reply to emmajames
- Overheard in Wal-Mart: "Do you have lox here? Any kind of smoked salmon?" Oh, honey, you're not from these parts, are you?1:04 PM May 27th from web
- is up BEFORE 9am on a day off and already has some housework done. I should find a thermometer and check for a fever.7:39 AM May 27th from web
- Egads. I'm back at work in about 8 hours, I reckon I should attempt to get some sleep now. UGH.11:52 PM May 25th from web
- Another thunderstorm and more rain? Seriously? You're overdue for your happy pills, Mother Nature.9:35 PM May 15th from web
- Sneezing while your mouth is full of cereal is not advisable.4:08 AM May 14th from web
- @ninjapoodles - I'm very quietly cheering "YAY!" for you over here, so as not to encourage said wrath.7:00 PM May 13th from web in reply to ninjapoodles
- Celebrating the end of the semester by sitting on my arse and not doing a THING. And kinda feeling guilty about it.11:32 AM May 8th from web
- thinking it's a good thing i'm sitting down b/c i'm so tired i could just fall over. still have math class to get thru...8:16 AM Apr 29th from mobile web
- feeling like a vegetable.6:23 PM Apr 23rd from web
- @Chookooloonks - $120,000? For a camera lens? That's a typo, right?7:27 PM Apr 22nd from web in reply to Chookooloonks
- Listening to my tummy growl. Minion! Bring me my lunch! Oh, wait. I need a minion.10:06 AM Apr 17th from web
- @hollyburns - I'm wearing dog hair-covered black sweatpants, does that count?10:01 AM Apr 17th from web in reply to hollyburns
- @hollyburns bye bye, disinterested caterer!10:23 AM Apr 15th from mobile web
- Good God,woman,you're at school,not strip club.Put your tits away.10:21 AM Apr 15th from mobile web
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- Name Michelle
- Location NW Arkansas, USA
- Web http://themetamor...
- Bio Real conversation in my house: Son says "Hey! There's an owl on the front porch!" I reply: "Yay! I've been waiting for my Hogwarts letter, let it in!" Am nerd.
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