TheMendaAgenda
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When I woke up this morning, I was not planning for a small (but still extinguisher worthy) electrical fire at the hotel.
5:15 PM Oct 26th
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61 Things on my Cat.
6:10 PM Oct 24th
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God damn, I hate Excel.
6:29 PM Oct 23rd
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Dear Excel, ALL I WANT TO DO IS ADD TWO NUMBERS. WHY WON'T YOU LET ME ADD TWO NUMBERS? I hate you. I hate you so much.
4:57 PM Oct 23rd
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Oi with the pointless religious debate, Twitter.
5:12 PM Oct 20th
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@ Got some nice melons?
4:24 PM Oct 20th
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Stupid lawnmower ran over my garlic. And it was doing so well. :(
9:18 AM Oct 20th
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Dear Yard, you will be mulched tomorrow! FEAR ME!!!
9:17 AM Oct 20th
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Stressful work day/environment. Coming back from vacation to a hotel full of hostility is miserable.
5:44 PM Oct 19th
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Awesome RT@deseraestage tegan on the phone with me and @!
5:23 PM Oct 19th
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Chattanooga was great. Wonderful galleries and the market yesterday was fantastic. A chili cook-off amidst tons of fresh produce and art.
3:22 PM Oct 19th
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I think my ex-realtor just asked me out? She sounds desperate.
5:04 PM Oct 10th
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A very nice mustached guest at my hotel brought me pie after going out to dinner. Is this date-rapey or should I dive in? Mmm pie.
6:32 PM Oct 8th
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Taking my new Domo-Inspired profile picture out for a spin. Plus also, we saw Zombieland and Bill Murray is fantastic.
10:56 PM Oct 7th
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After mentioning Craig Ferguson last night, someone named "CrotchButter" wants to sell me his rattlesnake mug on ebay.
1:25 PM Sep 26th
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@ A fight that will go down in history. Among presidents and inventing jerky.
5:27 PM Sep 25th
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in reply to soulcamp
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@ Craig Ferguson hears you judging him. And he's coming for you.
4:18 PM Sep 25th
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I inhaled so much powder makeup this morning that my lungs must be flawless.
1:26 PM Sep 24th
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@ Was I a lawyer WHILE I surfed, or was I a lawyer of surfing? Either one is a pretty accurate dream career for me.
8:10 AM Sep 24th
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Jesus Christ, the new Daisy Owl is brilliant.
8:50 PM Sep 23rd
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- Name TheMendaAgenda
- Location Tuscaloosa, Alabama
- Web http://www.mendaa...
- Bio You've got to know your limits with a boombox.
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