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  1. There's no beer, this is a harsh and bitter world.
  2. Funyuns, I will find you.
  3. Bringing home pizza and pocket watches. Whee!
  4. @Vastokian, Happy Thanksgiving, Iceman. You can be my wingman anytime.
  5. I feel so smart when I have to teach my spellcheck new words. Silly computer, you are no match for my brain of meat.
  6. I just had to do a radio interview what the fuck oh god.
  7. Writers are an awkward bunch, and I am their awkward king.
  8. Too much coffee and not enough words.
  9. NaNoWriMo begins!
  10. If I don't see some costumed walks of shame this morning, I'll be disappointed.
  11. Strangers offering you candy in the street every couple of yards? Yes thank you.
  12. I already lost the only papers the piano teacher gave me. How do I do these things?
  13. Tonight: the night where everything sucks.
  14. Peanut butter lips. Eyeball fudge!
  15. Frustration upon frustration upon frustration and then.... explode?
  16. Today is very much a black-cloud-overhead day.
  17. When can the world reach the point when I don't have to hear the Spice Girls playing at supermarkets ever again?
  18. Mewnicorns and Emersongs.
  19. Piano!
  20. Opened a stuck jar for Kiira. (+1 Man Cred. Gained)