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There's no beer, this is a harsh and bitter world. 9:06 PM Dec 9th from txt
Funyuns, I will find you. 9:42 PM Nov 29th from txt
Bringing home pizza and pocket watches. Whee! 9:07 PM Nov 27th from txt
@Vastokian, Happy Thanksgiving, Iceman. You can be my wingman anytime. 10:24 PM Nov 26th from txt
I feel so smart when I have to teach my spellcheck new words. Silly computer, you are no match for my brain of meat. 10:10 PM Nov 19th from txt
I just had to do a radio interview what the fuck oh god. 12:58 PM Nov 15th from txt
Writers are an awkward bunch, and I am their awkward king. 11:59 AM Nov 15th from txt
Too much coffee and not enough words. 2:22 PM Nov 9th from txt
NaNoWriMo begins! 12:08 PM Nov 1st from txt
If I don't see some costumed walks of shame this morning, I'll be disappointed. 12:01 PM Nov 1st from txt
Strangers offering you candy in the street every couple of yards? Yes thank you. 5:21 PM Oct 31st from txt
I already lost the only papers the piano teacher gave me. How do I do these things? 8:37 AM Oct 31st from txt
Tonight: the night where everything sucks. 11:49 PM Oct 30th from txt
Peanut butter lips. Eyeball fudge! 2:51 PM Oct 29th from web
Frustration upon frustration upon frustration and then.... explode? 7:05 PM Oct 28th from web
Today is very much a black-cloud-overhead day. 11:25 AM Oct 28th from web
When can the world reach the point when I don't have to hear the Spice Girls playing at supermarkets ever again? 10:23 PM Oct 24th from txt
Mewnicorns and Emersongs. 7:52 PM Oct 24th from txt
Piano! 9:36 AM Oct 24th from txt
Opened a stuck jar for Kiira. (+1 Man Cred. Gained) 7:53 PM Oct 23rd from web