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  1. I don't like my mother watching that SNL NPR balls sketch. about 21 hours ago from Digsby
  2. vanity fair called stephen colbert a "minor celeb." perhaps magazine sales are down because they are "out of touch?" 9:17 AM Dec 17th from txt
  3. just ruined Freelance Whales - Generator ^ First Floor by imagining the Kia commercial it will be in. http://digs.by/11DN 10:12 AM Dec 16th from Digsby
  4. could ipods have shittier hard drives inside them? 10:58 AM Dec 15th from txt
  5. is there a worse way to say "receptionist" than "smile ambassador" 10:48 AM Dec 15th from txt
  6. i prefer ian mackaye's work with the evens, actually. 11:56 AM Dec 14th from txt
  7. i ask this now because i just jerked off to pornography at work. 10:59 AM Dec 14th from txt
  8. does anyone else feel bad for degrading women indirectly when they jerk off to pornography? 10:58 AM Dec 14th from txt
  9. Can't sleep. Freelance Whales is the band that makes me want to get back into music. 9:52 PM Dec 13th from Digsby
  10. thats super ballsy and dark dexter 8:50 PM Dec 13th from txt
  11. first 15 minutes of season 4 finale of dexter- already insane. 8:16 PM Dec 13th from txt
  12. Has anyone ever read the Bible? It's like The Lord Of The Rings meets the Star Wars Extended Universe meets Tuesdays With Morrie 3:07 PM Dec 13th from Digsby
  13. RT @seancurry1: RT @Fifth_Fret RT @mouseangelo RT @Fifth_Fret: #followfriday @fifth_fret 10:34 PM Dec 11th from Digsby
  14. RT @psherz: I want to start a reality show about a group of people who all live in a house together and watch Jersey Shore. 4:11 PM Dec 11th from Digsby
  15. #IfSantaWasBlack he would probably have to work harder to achieve the same things as white santa. AND ALSO GET PULLED OVER IN HIS SLEIGH! 10:59 AM Dec 11th from Digsby
  16. google third wave feminism auto-corrects when i misspell riot grrrl! hello future! 8:59 AM Dec 11th from Digsby
  17. the two john lithgows http://digs.by/zUn #dexter @John_Lithgow 8:46 AM Dec 11th from Digsby
  18. who wants google wave invites? I don't have them, but I want to gauge interest. 7:23 AM Dec 11th from Digsby
  19. @elledeejo Lithgow is crushing it this season. CRUSHING it! 8:28 PM Dec 10th from Digsby in reply to elledeejo
  20. i think 90% of businesses fail in the first year because 90% of people are failures. 10:15 AM Dec 10th from txt