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  1. @hilarydavidson I've been looking into supplements to keep the fluffy bastard alive as long as possible. Glad it's not just me!
  2. @StaciaKane Aw, jeez. The subway has to be my cleanest option?
  3. @hilarydavidson It's an on-going problem. And you should just see the adorable facial markings. Evil w/ an orange patch on his nose. EVIL!
  4. @hilarydavidson This is what I'm saying! What's more evil than a purring demon who knocks my water glass from the nitestand? W/ eye contact!
  5. I've reminded him I'm the human-in-charge between sobs, but nuthin'. Ever heard a sandpaper tongue on plastic? Evil he is. Soft fluffy evil.
  6. I told the cat no. Still, he's in the bedroom. Licking plastic. And, because I'm the sort that should never procreate, I'm hiding in den.
  7. @kaswan Cranky vamps stranded at the South Pole for months on end! We're cookin' now. (And yes, at some point they'll have to order Thai.)
  8. @kaswan Vodka's on its way north, brave soldier!
  9. And now, time to dishonor @Brad_Parks with his limerick (on his release day, no less!). What's a new author to do (cont) http://tl.gd/16q47
  10. Limerick for @Kelli_Stanley (same apologies apply!) There once was a foolish young dude Whose advances were reall (cont) http://tl.gd/16q2s
  11. Limerick for @swlittlefield (with all due apologies!) Hot damn, Sophie Littlefield Just what is your freaking de (cont) http://tl.gd/16q1u
  12. @swlittlefield WOW! You so rock!
  13. OK, I warned you. Limericks on deck for tomorrow. All are bad. Very, very bad, & perhaps confusing @swlittlefield @kelli_stanley @brad_parks
  14. @StaciaKane Tweet 'em more. You know what to do. (The enemy you know, and what not...) You rock. Delete nothing. Discuss more..
  15. @StaciaKane Absolutely not.
  16. @StaciaKane (I mean infiltrate more, of course. In new ways.)
  17. @StaciaKane Google wars have been around. How delightful it'll be if they infiltrate this stable-as-hell biz. Spam-fuck. Damn, hope not.
  18. @StaciaKane Interesting. It's a novel idea (and one I hadn't ever thought of before). But sure. Definitely possible.
  19. @StaciaKane Sigh. Penis enlargement and Brittany Spears are so passe. I miss the good old spam.
  20. Stay tuned. Oh, and most of the dirtiness will probably be replaced by dorkishness. If you read the contest ToS, you'll see I'm w/in bounds!