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  1. @GlennF You, clearly, have never taken a hoof to the nuts.
  2. First person to suggest Apple needs to do something about an attack on jailbroken phones gets socked in the nuts.
  3. @rmogull Your backs are soft and cushy on the Macalope's hooves!
  4. @jdalrymple Sadly, there aren't enough hours in a day to handle all the Internet jackassery. He made it to the short list, though.
  5. @dmoren It's a team effort. You deserve some of the credit. Better get some soon because the Macalope's already licked most of it.
  6. @macsmarts Psst! Over here! @macalope is a fraud.
  7. @kvanh JUST LET THE MACALOPE HAVE THIS.
  8. @stephenfry Holy cats. An honor, sir!
  9. @melvinwalker Ta-may-to, ta-mah-to. It really depends on who you ask.
  10. @GlennF But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Don't plan the plan if you can't see it through.
  11. This week's Macworld piece, titled "Stupidium is an infinite resource", features the introduction of the Winotaur. http://bit.ly/6guU5X
  12. @dmoren @shawnking @jdalrymple There is no paucity of jackassery this week. Job security!
  13. There really is no way to know what sinister forces may be at play when someone does not enable comments on their blog. http://j.mp/2b7Nnf
  14. @rmogull Yes on the tail. The Macalope's dad always said, "Exercise your tail every day, the better to keep the proctologist away."
  15. @ShawnKing "I regret to announce with tremendous posturing that I am leaving the Mac for no discernable reason! Unrelated: I work in PR."
  16. @ShawnKing Arrgh, stop coming up with all these great links! The Macalope is off this week!
  17. @GlennF Ach du lieber! The Macalope's words don't like to be split up like that!
  18. @flargh Sadly, Rob is all out of quarters.
  19. @GlennF CORRECTION: Rob Enderle is the Last Inquiry Unicorn. http://bit.ly/OFiKz
  20. @johnbaxter But to simply provide no automatic option for something as key as email? Makes no sense.