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  1. http://tinyurl.com/lordalmi... Be my fan on Facebook and I won't send out any tidal waves for the next 20 minutes. 10:30 AM Aug 13th from twhirl
  2. On second thought, I quite twitter. This is my true identity: http://tinyurl.com/lordalmi... 10:18 AM Aug 13th from twhirl
  3. Don't laugh when people die, you're next. 10:16 AM Aug 13th from twhirl
  4. A universe of choices and you're wearing THAT? 9:13 AM Aug 6th from twhirl
  5. Note to self: Never create things while hungry. I just birthed a star system made entirely out of macaroni and cheese. 12:31 PM Aug 5th from twhirl
  6. Orwell wrote "Animal Farm" yet no one refers to talking animals as "Orwellian." 4:12 PM Aug 3rd from twhirl
  7. You want to see a real miracle? Watch A Miracle on 34th Street. That movie makes me cry. 11:54 AM Aug 3rd from twhirl
  8. Jesus is just alright with me. 3:00 PM Aug 2nd from twhirl
  9. A problem with being God: Your infinitely long back is infinitely stiff every morning and it's aways morning somewhere. 8:42 AM Jul 23rd from twhirl
  10. Yo quiero perro. http://tinyurl.com/ml2el9 3:17 PM Jul 22nd from twhirl
  11. The rapture will come when I get 10,000 followers. 9:06 AM Jul 22nd from twhirl
  12. Heaven is air conditioned in the summer, heated in the winter. Hell is the other way around. 2:07 PM Jul 21st from twhirl
  13. Dipping my toes off the coast of Antarctica to cool off. 2:47 PM Jul 20th from twhirl
  14. Do not question me, this is not Jeopardy. 10:08 AM Jul 20th from twhirl
  15. I abolish thee Mondays! 8:39 AM Jul 20th from twhirl
  16. Look, he met their mother at the bar, it's Wendy the waitress. Now can we please get Sarah Chalke off the show? 10:51 AM Jul 17th from twhirl
  17. If you're not going to do exactly what the Catholics say that I think you should do, then you aren't qualified to be on the Supreme Court. 10:17 AM Jul 16th from twhirl
  18. No one wants to know how laws or sausage are made. Add the "invention of the anus" to that list. 10:42 AM Jul 15th from twhirl
  19. I never parted the Red Sea. Look it up. 9:12 AM Jul 15th from twhirl
  20. I'm still on hold with AOL from 1995. There's things even God can't bypass. 11:24 AM Jul 13th from twhirl
  • Name God
  • Location Everywhere and Nowhere
  • Bio Created universe, sees/knows all, never makes mistakes. Live with it.
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