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TheLexmeister

  1. Bedtime. #WeedComa about 2 hours ago via Mobile Web
  2. "The Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!" about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. #Kimbra is awesome! #NP #GoodIntent about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. My sister is making us a salmon dinner. My sister is the best. #YouMad? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. 37% of men are fucking creepy. "@UberFacts: 37% of men keep their eyes open when kissing - only 3% of women do this." about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. Where's the #Sike? "@JakeWhetstone: "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" looks pretty damn awesome!" about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. @Luke_theMan legitimately the worst legal habit out there. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Luke_theMan
  8. I think maybe the reason its harder to get past tiffs with my mom is because I care about what she thinks more than pretty much anyone else. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. People think its weird how quickly I move on from an argument, & shit like that. I think its weird to wanna be mad all the time. #IStayHappy about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. I need to work on that. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. I just realized the only person I stay mad at is my mother. #ThatsFuckedUp about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. Idk why but I love it when guys clap when they laugh... about 10 hours ago via Mobile Web
  13. #HeresAChillPillBro about 11 hours ago via Mobile Web
  14. When did asking someone to put in headphones because you don't want to listen to their music become cause for world war three? about 11 hours ago via Mobile Web
  15. @Wolfe_2Gs Jaz speaking to you like that made that thought come in my head but it was meant to be in general cuz its true. about 11 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to Wolfe_2Gs
  16. @Wolfe_2Gs yep hahah but it was just inspired by Jaz, no sub-tweet. about 11 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to Wolfe_2Gs
  17. Its sad how people treat the ones who love them like shit, probably because they know they'll stay regardless. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. Alrighty well I am starving and if I don't eat something so I can puke and feel better I'm gonna die. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. @Wolfe_2Gs gotchu man, haha you're silly. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Wolfe_2Gs
  • Name Alexis Martindale
  • Location Brooklyn
  • Web http://strikemewi...
  • Bio Want a laugh? Read my frigging tweets...it'll be the most grammatically correct, good time you'll ever have.
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