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  1. I hate people who are ALWAYS LATE. I want to strangle and kick them. THAT IS ALL I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW MY GOD STOP BEING SO LATE
  2. I hate people who are ALWAYS LATE. I want to strangle and kick them. THAT IS ALL I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW MY GOD
  3. I have been so hungry the last couple days. Why is 2010 making me so hungry? I AM SO HUNGRY.
  4. Twitter Psychological Profile of @thelazyvampire: http://TweetPsych.com?q=thelazyvampire
  5. I think I've broken pretty much all of my new years resolutions already. Oh well. I SHALL NEVER CHANGE.
  6. The dog is barking like mad. Uh oh, must mean it's 2010!
  7. I had a dream last night with James Franco in it, only he had no legs. What's that about?
  8. Was told to find a nearby ravine for a quest for SUN Online and I thought to myself "I wish I knew what a ravine was" (cause I am stupid)
  9. @andywillsaveyou you should be.
  10. WhatAmIDoing http://vimeo.com/8302013
  11. All I want for Christmas is rain. I love when it rains on Christmas.
  12. Yesterday I got up at 6:30am and had mac n cheese for breakfast. Then later I had a doughnut for dinner and then went to bed at 7pm. Craaazy
  13. While at target today I could've sworn I heard some woman ask "Do you sell sharks here?"
  14. I am turning into a cat.
  15. THERE ARE ANTS ALL OVER MY LAPTOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  16. I just made two new comics. BAM. Gettin shit done.
  17. Took 3 sleeping pills last night and woke up with a MASSIVE hangover. Stupid pills. Maybe shouldn't have taken 3. Hmm...
  18. @amandachu I would wear that on a shirt. Maybe even a hoodie.
  19. I have Google Wave and I have no idea what to do with it.
  20. I screamed myself awake last night. Was dreaming about Sleepy Hollow and screamed "LOOK!" at Ichabod and apparently screamed it out loud too