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TheKrustiest

  1. “@OMGFacts: Recent studies show that analytic thinkers are more likely to have weak religious beliefs.” ...duh?
  2. @mjmoran4 now the Formerly Badass Castle
  3. 1% of SMU's crane's lift more than 99% of the student body. #occupyCrane
  4. @GarrettNBCNews it made really scared of Turkey
  5. @abobo you know how we ranch #Milo's @J_ckH__ke @mgstinebaugh
  6. @tatownclem heading to ya town next week brah
  7. Pit bull did a Bud Light commercial. #millertime.
  8. @TheRock saw the GI Joe trailer at Dictator last night. You're right: I'm not ready.
  9. @tsdudney @markdbradley @joannetamtam sweetnsour keltie
  10. Sometimes you just need to play grateful dead in your office and hope whoever tries to yell at you gets more chill by hearing it @J_ckH__ke
  11. @GarrettNBCNews first time in a pickup?
  12. @J_ckH__ke @GarrettNBCNews "some people just like to get really drunk"
  13. @VanesssaMavec just left. It's nice.
  14. Blue screen of death at work means half day, right?