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  1. It's CyberMonday! Shop online with The Kiwi Tree & enjoy FREE SHIPPING all week long (just enter KTXMASFS at... http://bit.ly/6jlJKl
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  3. Shop with The Kiwi Tree on Cyber Monday (Nov. 30th) and enjoy FREE SHIPPING on your entire order! http://bit.ly/5RuD4C
  4. Black Friday blows. Shop with The Kiwi Tree on Cyber Monday and enjoy FREE SHIPPING from the safety of your own home! http://bit.ly/7nBcvZ
  5. Why do turkeys love The Kiwi Tree? Because they are not afraid to use "fowl" language. Gobble gobble, Bitches! http://bit.ly/7NU8bP
  6. Stay tuned for The Kiwi Tree's Cyber Monday promotional offer!
  7. Happy B-Day Miley Cyrus. Maybe she'll have a party in the USA. (You know you pump that song in your car. Don't lie...) http://bit.ly/6QIQqt
  8. New Moon was only amazing. Convinced to not have children, as the instance of teenage pregnancy was quite high at the show. But oh Edward...
  9. NEW MOON! Enough said. http://bit.ly/WjMvj
  10. It's "Homemade Bread Day!" Insert dirty joke about "yeast" or "buns" here... http://bit.ly/32MOjy
  11. Need Xmas cards to send to friends/loved ones/people you feel obligated to send cards to? Kiwi Tree box sets-10 for $18! www.thekiwitree.com
  12. In honor of "International Day of Tolerance," I will not ram my car into the car in front of me that just ordered... http://bit.ly/4CMFie
  13. Happy Birthday Ross "Ka-ra-tae" Geller! (AKA: The Rossatron, Red Ross, Rossie, & Ross The Divorce Force.) http://bit.ly/2NElYx
  14. What do Ice-T, Al Gore, MC Hammer, & Mel Brooks have in common? They all served in the US Military. Happy Veteran's... http://bit.ly/2qrIqZ
  15. Happy "Area Code Day!" 757 (& 804) in the house! Represent... http://bit.ly/1ynLoU
  16. Today is "World Orphan Day." Suddenly, the phrase "whose your daddy" takes on a whole new meaning... http://bit.ly/1ji5ts
  17. Help! Either no one is getting my status updates (damn the new Facebook) or I stopped being funny when I turned 30.... http://bit.ly/x9imb
  18. Today is "National Men Make Dinner Day!" Rule #1: Meal must include a minimum of 4 ingredients and require at least... http://bit.ly/4yDjr2
  19. It's "Use Your Common Sense Day!" For example, don't date Chris Brown... http://bit.ly/4BT6EQ
  20. It's National Cliche Day! But you have my permission to bitch slap anyone who tells you to "think outside the box." http://bit.ly/6DFnJ