TheKarpuk
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I just discovered that Aqua released a Greatest Hits album with 3 new tracks. I insist that you get excited about this!
1:29 PM Dec 3rd
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1st Rule of Partybotics: Must not drop the beat. 2nd: Must obey the rhythm. 3rd: Must protect its groove unless conflicting with 1 & 2.
10:34 PM Dec 1st
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In general, I realize my favorite kind of music is anything that sounds like it was made by robots designed with one directive: TO PARTY!
10:26 PM Dec 1st
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I wondered why that guy was staring at me until I realized my car's sound isn't well sealed and my music makes it sound like a gay disco.
4:35 PM Dec 1st
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It's high time I started a dance craze. I shall call it "The Funky Mummy" and you will all be under it's spell.
9:16 AM Nov 30th
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If you want to stare into the dark heart of stupidity, type questions like "Can I" into Google and see what it suggests.
1:57 PM Nov 24th
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I think vampires have just become a metaphor for the dark, terrible dialogue lurking in all writers.
8:07 AM Nov 23rd
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When I asked a girl fiddling with the coffee machine if I could get by she gave me a look of muted horror. Felt unwarranted.
7:48 PM Nov 20th
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New etiquette rule: You may only play one ringtone per social situation. Assume that beyond that you're annoying the hell out of everyone.
4:16 PM Nov 17th
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From now on when I'm fake laughing you'll know, because I'm going to make it sound like Jabba the Hutt.
1:26 PM Nov 12th
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@ loves ramen more than I think I can handle as a follower. It's too hardcore!
2:28 PM Nov 11th
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Not all good things are interchangeable. You should not hugs birthday cake.
12:12 PM Nov 11th
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I bought a Tuscan seasoning mix and ginger for my ramen at work. I'm some kind of budget foodie.
11:01 AM Nov 10th
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I keep imagining Batman air-drumming, which would be horrible and awesome all at the same time.
6:45 AM Nov 5th
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The NanoWrimo thing would seem more realistic if I hadn't been working on a book for most of the damn year.
2:13 PM Nov 2nd
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I love the dissonance of office Halloween. Zany costumes with bored expressions.
9:30 AM Oct 30th
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If Timbaland made a movie the commentary track would not be optional.
11:49 AM Oct 28th
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FoxNews Headline: "Is Fox Part of a Larger White House Enemies List" No, Fox, they don't need a list to remember you, you never shut up.
8:03 AM Oct 22nd
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I asked Michael Chabon a nerdy question, now I'm going to drink a rootbeer float while watching the Ventures. Good times.
8:42 PM Oct 19th
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I hope this story about the kid in the experimental balloon ends hilariously not tragically.
12:09 PM Oct 15th
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- Name Nicholas M. Karpuk
- Location Englewood, CO
- Web http://thekarpuk....
- Bio I make music, I write books, I'm going to school for game animation, and I'm easily distracted.
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