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TheJonasBonus

  1. Why do people keep going on about a zombie attack? Isn't it a prerequisite for someone to be dead BEFORE becoming a zombie? 7 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I need to stop sleeping so much :/ about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. NEW TOMB RAIDER GAME FKSHSHSTHAJKLK about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Holiday taaaaime! (@ Matlock) 4sq.com/Nn3yVN 1:30 AM Jun 1st via foursquare
  5. First adventure of the summer! 9:07 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @_Conor92 AND WHEN SHE SHINES SHE REALLY SHOWS YOU ALL SHEEEE CANNNN 4:05 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _Conor92
  7. @_Conor92 HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND 3:58 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _Conor92
  8. @_Conor92 when I first downloaded it I listened to it 54 times in 3 days. Obsesssssed! 3:54 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _Conor92
  9. @_Conor92 OH CHRIST NO. Unless you want to listen me going 'Urm, err' for like an hour. It'd be like phone sex gone horribly wrong... 3:48 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _Conor92
  10. @_Conor92 yayy! I'll try to reply soon but obv I'll be having an early night tonight and then I'm off tomorrow so don't know when I can :( 3:27 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _Conor92
  11. 6 more hours until my 5 day weekend, C'MON. 3:03 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @_Conor92 'IIIIIYA BABES! That sounds awesome, I shall await it with baited breath! 1:11 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _Conor92
  13. Wasabi KitKat anyone? japancentre.com/items/nestle-s… 6:06 AM May 30th via web
  14. PAYDAY :D 6:01 AM May 30th via web
  15. Hi I'm Jonas and today I will mostly be impersonating Herman Munster. twitter.com/TheJonasBonus/… 12:33 PM May 29th via Photos on iOS
  16. Just had passport photos done and it looks like I have a lazy eye... 12:20 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. A strange looking manwoman is sitting outside a shop across the road, wearing a hairdresser's poncho and sniffing a hot drink. Ah, Gosport. 4:29 AM May 29th via web
  18. I need a green tea kitkat in my life! @JapanCentre 1:52 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Anyone know what time Cherque Farm Co-op opens? I need faaaaags. 9:36 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Jonas Brooks
  • Location Lee On Solent, Hampshire
  • Bio I'm Jonas. I'm quite sarcastic. I'm pissed off most of the time. Pam Ewing is my idol.
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