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  1. New joke: Stories from a cruise ship http://bit.ly/118OpM
  2. Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, we don't want your type here.
  3. A woman goes into a ban and says to the cashier: "Excuse me, would you mind checking my balance?" So he gets up and pushed her.
  4. New joke: Satellite Jokes http://bit.ly/133K9E
  5. New joke: 10 signs you're an Internet Geek http://bit.ly/FqXSp
  6. New joke: Fix my shoes http://bit.ly/gWRKv
  7. Q. How do you know there's a consultant at your party? A. He'll tell you!
  8. Has anyone figured out why garage forecourts put black buckets outside for people to leave dead flowers in?
  9. Zebra to lion: Let's switch roles for a while. Lion: Sure, I'm game
  10. Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef
  11. Two lions strolling along Blackpool beach, one turns to the other and says: There aren't many people around today are there?
  12. You know when you're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you don't find out till Xmas
  13. New joke: Grocery Shopping http://bit.ly/dGY9z
  14. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at night? A. A widow
  15. You know it's going to be a bad day when the Samaritans put you on hold ...
  16. You can tell it's going to be a bad day, when you find the Yellow Pages open at "Hit-men"
  17. New joke: Which women to marry? http://bit.ly/11wLU0
  18. Bob was having a bad day. Put on his shirt, a button fell off. Opened the door, handle fell off. He certainly wasn't going to the bathroom..
  19. New joke: The golfer in the emergency room http://bit.ly/nQHGp
  20. New joke: Rules for your diet http://bit.ly/iilDz