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Q. What do men and mascara have in common? A. They both run at the first sign of emotion1:18 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic
What's round and bad tempered? A vicious circle1:15 AM Nov 5th from Seesmic
Check out this joke: : Bags under the eyes http://bit.ly/4AKVey2:36 PM Nov 4th from Twitter Tools
What do you get it you cross an insect with the Easter bunny? Bugs Bunny .. hmm .. I need a funnier joke for today1:24 AM Nov 4th from Seesmic
Check out this joke: : The squeeze http://bit.ly/1RryBY2:27 PM Nov 3rd from Twitter Tools
Two eggs on a kitchen table. One of them spots a whisk and ask:s What's that? The other egg replies puzzled: Beats me!2:56 AM Nov 3rd from Seesmic
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reader the other day. Yes! I was dicing with death!1:30 AM Nov 2nd from Seesmic
Men are easier to psychoanalyse than women because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there!1:14 AM Oct 30th from Seesmic
Check out this joke: : At the dentist http://bit.ly/21SYCP7:59 AM Oct 29th from Twitter Tools
Men are like wine. They start out as grapes, get stomped on by women and kept in the dark until mature enough to have with dinner1:37 AM Oct 29th from Seesmic
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish12:48 AM Oct 28th from Seesmic
Q. Why don't oysters give to charity? A. Because they're shellfish1:13 AM Oct 27th from Seesmic
Did you hear about the gay burglars? They broke in and re-arranged the furniture!9:08 AM Oct 26th from Seesmic
The cannibal was late to a huge family meal, so everyone gave him the cold shoulder1:24 AM Oct 23rd from Seesmic
Two cannibals sitting by a fire after a lovely meal. -Your wife makes a fine roast,says one. -Yes, sighed the other -I'm gonna miss her1:24 AM Oct 22nd from Seesmic
Check out this joke: : Company Exercises http://bit.ly/g0ZO82:13 PM Oct 21st from Twitter Tools
Man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash "Do you serve lawyers?" "Sure". "I'll have a pint and a lawyer for my 'gator please"1:12 AM Oct 21st from Seesmic
A policeman pulls over a drunk driver and asks for his license. "Ociffer ..you need to make your mind up. You took it yesterday!"2:26 AM Oct 20th from Seesmic
Check out this joke: : An astronomer for lunch http://bit.ly/iDRRS3:17 PM Oct 17th from Twitter Tools
Check out this joke: : Shopping for a husband http://bit.ly/UtkpA3:07 PM Oct 17th from Twitter Tools