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Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, we don't want your type here.about 16 hours agofrom twhirl
A woman goes into a ban and says to the cashier: "Excuse me, would you mind checking my balance?" So he gets up and pushed her.1:20 AM Jul 7thfrom twhirl
Two lions strolling along Blackpool beach, one turns to the other and says: There aren't many people around today are there?1:11 AM Jun 25thfrom twhirl
You know when you're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you don't find out till Xmas1:08 AM Jun 24thfrom twhirl
Bob was having a bad day. Put on his shirt, a button fell off. Opened the door, handle fell off. He certainly wasn't going to the bathroom..1:41 AM Jun 15thfrom twhirl