TheJamieLee
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Pancakes, game of Scrabble & Animal Planet's "Cats 101" on TV. No Christmas tree, but one heckuvan adorned ficus. Merry Xmas, Lee-style!
about 7 hours ago
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My mom is vacuuming while loudly humming La Cucaracha. This is what happens after she's had three whole sips of sherry. Stuff gets REAL.
about 23 hours ago
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New Yorkies: Diamonds in the Fluff comedy benefit for pups & kitts tomorrow, 12/19, at Karma. 8PM. Janeane Garofalo and more. Come come!
12:36 PM Dec 18th
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Overheard woman ask barista, "Is tea coffee?" Tempted to approach her, eyelids adroop: "Are you me?"
6:09 PM Dec 4th
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My last tweet was "Someone hacked my twitter account" & that was 3 mo ago. I want to be a better tweeter. I want to be a better father...
1:33 PM Dec 1st
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someone hacked my twitter account.
8:14 PM Sep 29th
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I made a video animation thang with post-its. Check out "Noted"
8:30 AM Aug 11th
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T in the Park (UK's coachella) is this wknd. So is indoor skiing/taboganing expo! Wish glasgow would combine. Brit rock + fake snow!
4:46 PM Jun 19th
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At airport, leaving France for Glasgow in an hour.
7:54 AM Jun 19th
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Sipped Bailey's and smoked my 1st cigarette! I'm like a 13yrold, experimenting. My nerd pal @ school the nxt day: "Jamie, u did WHAT?!!"
4:33 PM Jun 18th
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Moules frites cafe! Owner's dog eats frites off our table. Pup is trained 2 subtly help portion control on bhalf of binge-y USA-ers.
1:21 PM Jun 18th
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Walkd 7 km 2 nxt town ovr w/o a map. *pats self on back, pants, falls 2 ground, ppl trample, lil boy hovers, drips his ice cream on my face*
7:48 AM Jun 18th
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Leaving CDG airport, first thought was, "This is where Liam Neeson's teenage daughter was first duped by Albanians in 'Taken'!"
11:06 PM Jun 16th
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Just landed in Paris. Have 4 hrs to kill this am b4 train ride. I should romantically walk the streets alone a la coldplay vids
9:56 PM Jun 16th
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Leave 4 France 2night. Couldnt check n online, dwelling on fact that I might have middle seat on plane. Got white people problms!
12:03 PM Jun 16th
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Tom Colicchio from Top Chef is on our flight. I imagin he packs some pretty good snacks in his carry-on. Food 4 thought. Well-seasoned food.
8:59 AM Jun 14th
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At Tootsie's, Nashville's premiere airport breakfast hut. Also good place to see older ladies drinking before noon.
8:22 AM Jun 14th
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Bugeting Your Bladder 101: Feel free to pound beers... if you're cool with also pounding multiple trips to the port-o-deathy.
2:31 PM Jun 13th
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You know what's an awesome compliment to being grossly overweight? A neon red sunburn. Bonna-ewww.
2:13 PM Jun 13th
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Just watched awe-inspiring Jenny Lewis duet it up with Triumph the insult funny dawg. Even with the puppet, her voice gave me goosebumps.
12:33 PM Jun 13th
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