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  1. Pancakes, game of Scrabble & Animal Planet's "Cats 101" on TV. No Christmas tree, but one heckuvan adorned ficus. Merry Xmas, Lee-style!
  2. My mom is vacuuming while loudly humming La Cucaracha. This is what happens after she's had three whole sips of sherry. Stuff gets REAL.
  3. New Yorkies: Diamonds in the Fluff comedy benefit for pups & kitts tomorrow, 12/19, at Karma. 8PM. Janeane Garofalo and more. Come come!
  4. Overheard woman ask barista, "Is tea coffee?" Tempted to approach her, eyelids adroop: "Are you me?" #grownups
  5. My last tweet was "Someone hacked my twitter account" & that was 3 mo ago. I want to be a better tweeter. I want to be a better father...
  6. someone hacked my twitter account.
  7. I made a video animation thang with post-its. Check out "Noted" http://bit.ly/beW0q
  8. T in the Park (UK's coachella) is this wknd. So is indoor skiing/taboganing expo! Wish glasgow would combine. Brit rock + fake snow!
  9. At airport, leaving France for Glasgow in an hour.
  10. Sipped Bailey's and smoked my 1st cigarette! I'm like a 13yrold, experimenting. My nerd pal @ school the nxt day: "Jamie, u did WHAT?!!"
  11. Moules frites cafe! Owner's dog eats frites off our table. Pup is trained 2 subtly help portion control on bhalf of binge-y USA-ers.
  12. Walkd 7 km 2 nxt town ovr w/o a map. *pats self on back, pants, falls 2 ground, ppl trample, lil boy hovers, drips his ice cream on my face*
  13. Leaving CDG airport, first thought was, "This is where Liam Neeson's teenage daughter was first duped by Albanians in 'Taken'!" #eurotrip
  14. Just landed in Paris. Have 4 hrs to kill this am b4 train ride. I should romantically walk the streets alone a la coldplay vids #eurotrip
  15. Leave 4 France 2night. Couldnt check n online, dwelling on fact that I might have middle seat on plane. Got white people problms!
  16. Tom Colicchio from Top Chef is on our flight. I imagin he packs some pretty good snacks in his carry-on. Food 4 thought. Well-seasoned food.
  17. At Tootsie's, Nashville's premiere airport breakfast hut. Also good place to see older ladies drinking before noon.
  18. Bugeting Your Bladder 101: Feel free to pound beers... if you're cool with also pounding multiple trips to the port-o-deathy.
  19. You know what's an awesome compliment to being grossly overweight? A neon red sunburn. Bonna-ewww.
  20. Just watched awe-inspiring Jenny Lewis duet it up with Triumph the insult funny dawg. Even with the puppet, her voice gave me goosebumps.