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TheHiddenPaw

  1. tmblr.co/ZA3IGvMZHUuj The lakes of Cumbria are an accident of cultural conditioning - which no one quite knows how to reverse.
  2. The Queen firing an SA80. How no one's photoshopped the hell out of this yet, I've no idea... i.imgur.com/wvrde.jpg (via @GinBroguesHats)
  3. tmblr.co/ZA3IGvMVe7r6 The apes, the lucky ones, they went away in search of safer, richer lands. And forgot the blight they left.
  4. tmblr.co/ZA3IGvMRQ6BN Below the Magic Roundabout, deeper than any Swindon Council contractor will dig, lies a source of true power
  5. Reading about incredible Antikythera mechanism, thanks to @GreatDismal. How did I not find out about this until now? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythe…
  6. @sketim aye, I should probably add a disclaimer to the blog somewhere. Places may appear weirder than advertised.
  7. Back under 25 minutes on a hilly 5k run at the gym. Pleased. Dying, but pleased.
  8. tmblr.co/ZA3IGvMNU4R9 Half-close your eyes, let your mind go wandering. And dream of an India that never really was.
  9. @sketim you're not dissing Bitterne, I hope? Wonderfully grotty little place... And thanks. Fancying writing something yourself?
  10. tmblr.co/ZA3IGvMJbp24 Unlike its larger, better-known cousin, Bitterne Triangle has no hunger for boats or planes.
  11. Bounty’s Lane, Bournemouth - by Ian Renton Bounty’s Lane is named after a Jack Russell. This one, in fact. tmblr.co/ZA3IGvMFf4j2
  12. Mapmakers would fill in the space between Fenchurch & Leadenhall with ‘here be dragons’ & depictions of exotic beasts bit.ly/KQHmSb
  13. @fleetstreetfox this is absolute truth. I don't always agree 100% with you - quite often, tbh - but here you've said what needs saying.
  14. @BitterRuin gig v.good; highlight the barstaff-baiting outdoor spontaneity. @misterjoeblack also excellent - funny, rude, charming warm-up.
  15. tmblr.co/ZA3IGvM7jngH Many humans think they have travelled along Owls Road. They are wrong.
  16. Arrived for @BitterRuin gig. The five of us basically doubled the amount of colour in the room. #maninblack #womaninblack #everyoneinblack
  17. One of the Olympic surveillance mascots has joined the Met. Someone check if it's displaying its badge number... bit.ly/JIAOmg
  18. Spent the last 10mins reading @NotTildaSwinton & giggling at its cumulative lunacy. Will doubtless now have very... interesting... dreams.