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TheHeldawg

  1. @mojamala2mom @mojamala2 bring it
  2. @MojaMala2 that's okay I will just play checkers
  3. Fake check in so I can seem cool — Drinking a Holy Moses White Ale by @GLBC_Cleveland @ Bobby's Beer Cellar — untp.it/Lvponi
  4. @masongoodman lmmfao ditto when i read this
  5. @CLECraftBeerRun @sarajcleary @mojamala2 @gretlawn :(
  6. @MojaMala2 all u effects are down the street (3 miles). :) sadUncleH
  7. @Tee_2_Run errrr #mooseknuckle
  8. @Tee_2_Run #moodeknuckle
  9. @masongoodman lmao. I had all a and t.
  10. Drinking a Holy Moses White Ale by @GLBC_Clevelanduntp.it/LvhaeN
  11. Stupid white shorts, now everyone can see my thong
  12. @Beal88 uhhh and I did yard work lol. Uhhhg
  13. @Beal88 @jilleee she gets to put head under the tap
  14. @Trotts106 @Beanpole_223 @JohnSemilia @Beal88 grill and beer of bored tomorrow
  15. Freebie for my loyalty to the bar — Drinking a Bud Light by Anheuser-Busch (ABInBev) — untp.it/KVCdaT
  16. @MelissaHeckman Uhhhg killing me. But the truth is the truth
  17. Ummmm #tribe got ass waxed this weekend. Just sayin
  18. @matthewrcox @diddy19 @brianheldman lmao. Uhhh yeah, I will apologize for him.
  19. @MojaMala2 better than being that close to her bush