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I tracked Jamie to mid-town. Getting closer. Haven't had internet access. Stole some Jewish kid's iPhone to tweet this. I feel bad.6:10 PM Jun 18thfrom web
Tracked Jamie to a YumYum donuts. Cashier said he bought a cruller last Thursday. It'll be his last.1:17 PM May 27thfrom web
It's been two weeks, and no word from Jamie. Until I found this on my front door. It begins...2:09 PM May 21stfrom web
Oh, foolish Jamie. He didn't look in the ceiling tiles. (sound of shotgun racking) It's time to go fishing for squid.5:01 PM May 6thfrom web
The cops don't believe me that my psycho pet squid tried to eat me for ignoring Easter, then stole all my stuff. Guess this one's on me.12:19 PM May 6thfrom web
Oh... my... god. I couldn't find Jamie, but I also couldn't find anything else. Jamie cleaned me out.12:00 PM May 6thfrom web
Whh... whoa... I just woke up... been asleep for... holy crap, 10 days! Been locked in the bathroom... where's Jamie? Gonna check it out.12:17 PM May 5thfrom web
So tired my body has lost the will to eat. Hmm... maybe squid would be good. Or Cap'N Crunch. Let's go Cap'N. Sweet.3:51 PM Apr 24thfrom web
I still haven't slept. The walls are talking to me. About some deep shit. Heavy.10:02 PM Apr 18thfrom web
I'm too frightened to go to sleep. Jamie has that "I'm gonna get you for ignoring my religious views" look on his face. I seen it before.11:33 PM Apr 13thfrom web
We didn't celebrate Easter. Got home from work today to find Jamie had peed in my hat drawer. I didn't realize Jamie was Catholic.11:23 PM Apr 13thfrom web
Jamie's dying to go back to Disneyland! Maybe once he's done with the trots.12:22 PM Apr 6thfrom web
