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  1. RT @lonelysandwich: Despite their age and stature, I tend to consider my superiors older and taller than me, and the rest younger and sh ...
  2. oh yes, the lonely cackle - you are not a teenager anymore, grumpy German, no you are not.
  3. hey, Don Delillo is still alive? who knew? #surprise
  4. @unclekins *punch* I have to work AND have a dentist appointment instead of a lunch break. Mondays are awesome!
  5. they really call it "seduction lair"? please excuse me while I go and scrub my mouth.
  6. this debate of vaccination is so fucking aggravating - when became celebrities authorities on health matters?
  7. damn right there is a bacon mug - this is America! The land of freedom! If we want a bacon mug, we build one!
  8. despite of that, I'm feeling surprisingly benevolent today.
  9. had a fucking difficult time falling asleep yesterday. yesterday sucked. seriously.
  10. it makes me a little sad that even the links on Microsoft's website don't work properly
  11. fucking unseasonal warm weather gives me a fucking migraine.
  12. might have just ruined a perfectly fine meal by throwing a handful of rice into it.
  13. @chris_carter_ oh man, I know EXACTLY what you are talking about!
  14. man, this weather is a major ass-ache.
  15. @unclekins HI! ;-)
  16. @maenki yay!
  17. my wife is 3,000 miles away and is getting hit on by a midget as we speak. damn.
  18. dance like a chicken! DANCE!
  19. @maenki diese eine zeile über den mails ist ein feedreader. guck mal in den settings rum.
  20. @hotdogsladies TLR opened my eyes! Otherwise I wouldn't know about the world's tiniest mom and the lady w/ the tree-trunk legs!